Here's a look at happy Kansas City snow logos from City Hall and the Mayor . . . And now I'm trying to decide which is worse, the City Hall PR Blitz OR mainstream media complicity and willingness to show nothing but local happiness amid wide-scale local snow fail.
Developing . . .
I really dislike that logo.
ReplyDeleteEveryone does. It's horrible.
DeleteI just finished an imaginary dinner in Grandview with their former Mayor. We was discussing political strategy for launching POOTIE TANG into the Mayor's seat in KCMO.
ReplyDeleteHighlights:
Vote for Pootie...he got the cuties!
A chicken in every pot, and a 'ho in every house.
NO to red light cameras, YES to red light districts!
Under a POOTIE Administration, you'll see the following changes:
P&L District becomes Pootie Time District
Sprint Center becomes Cum Quickly Center
City Hall becomes Crib Central
Toy Train project referred to as "we'll hook you up and take you for a ride!"
New KCI Terminal becomes Bigger-Harder-Faster
How much lower and mediocre can it get?
ReplyDeleteThis is a new low. Someone has lost their mind.
ReplyDeleteIt's the Donner party for 7?
ReplyDeleteHey guess what people, someone is actually getting paid to shovel this BS at us.
ReplyDeleteIt must really be fun to be twenty-something and have access to millions of dollars at city hall to show how clever, cool, and cutting edge you are.
ReplyDeleteAnd apparently, all the adults have left the building.
The tax money these people throw away on PR, games, and nonsense is unbelieveable.
World class!
Dude, Pootie neva had no meal with dat cracker from Grandview. Pootie and Carl from Mission Hills been hittin it in the G...Ghetto. Now Pootie can't find Carl. Hope the Federals don't have Carl. We's had a sweet lil party workin. Ho's for Bro's. Federal money. Sweet. Pootie thanks u for support. Pootie for Mayor.
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