TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANGAROO DOUBLE TUESDAY ENDORSEMENT!!! UMKC SGA SUPPORTS THE TOY TRAIN STREETCAR AND NEW SWINNEY REC CENTER STUDY!!!
Check a couple of interesting items from UMKC Student Government for this Tuesday morning . . .
First . . .
UMKC SGA COMMITS TO TOY TRAIN STREETCAR SUPPORT!!!
If all goes according to plan . . . One day soon, Kangaroos could get their own toy train line . . . Which would make it convenient to go back to grad school after changing careers or finding that an undergrad degree was pretty useless.
And then . . .
UMKC encourages the study of Swinney Rec Center expansion . . . This isn't really a college item considering that a great many people from Midtown KC use the facility in order to exercise and share toenail fungus.
More in a bit . . .
So these kids, living in their parents' basements, want us to put in a toy train so they can bum a free ride downtown after class to drink on their allowance and then when they graduate, they'll move to Olathe so they don't have to pay for it.
ReplyDeleteSurely, these hipsters are not thinking that we need 19th century technology when self-driving Google cabs are on the horizon.
Unbelievable that SGA would support the toy train. They are endorsing a rigged election. Shame on them.
ReplyDeleteWho gives a fuck?
ReplyDeletebunch of sellout pussies
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