We're closing in on the Government shutdown thanks to partisan bickering and the view is just a bit different here in Kansas City.
As shutdown deadline nears, ping pong on funding continues
And so . . .
Tonight . . .
CHECK THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN KANSAS CITY TOP FIVE?!?!
Let's make this quick and dirty . . .
1. Maybe we should give the toy train money back?
At a financial impasses like this, every bit helps . . . $20 million isn't really chump change, unless we're talking rail transit.
2. GOP Blame Prez Obama, Public Blames GOP, TKC Blog Community Blames The Parents!!!
This town's favorite pretend-solution is to blame parents for some social problem without providing any real answers . . . Now is the time for that kind of creative thinking to solve this crisis.
3. Kansas City Doesn't Need Obamacare . . . We have The Health Levy!!!
Sadly, it's mostly to pay hospital executive compensation.
4. Kansas City Bus Peace Keepers will save us from the government shutdown too!!
The bus peace keepers preventing violence is just about as fake as this controversy.
5. Kansas City Fed Workers Have More Time To Hope For Change
Tomorrow, lots of fed workers could have some time on their hands. Maybe the could help children to read with Mayor Sly or just think about the current era of hope and change.
More in a bit . . .
As a Fed employee I am enjoying seeing the Obama supporters get what they had coming to them. Am enjoying asking them if this happened when Bush was president.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Did the Democrats say they weren't going to pay federal employees if the Republicans didn't do everything they wanted, despite getting kicked in the ass in the previous election? Oh wait -these- Republicans are the only but jobs to ever do that in history. As a federal employee, you're a fuckin idiot.
ReplyDeleteBout time we shut the thing down, shame it'll have to start back up in its current configuration.
ReplyDeleteMONDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST on the verge of Government Shutdown
ReplyDeletePOTUS OBAMA =
My Way Or The Highway by Limp Bizkit
House Speaker Boehner =
Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake
Senate Majority Leader Reid =
It's Your Thing by The Isley Brothers
Senator Cruz =
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go by Wham!
American Public =
Shut It Down by Drake
Stock Market =
Crash and Burn by Savage Garden
3. Government could regulate parents and child birth... Just like everything else that goes in or out of you...
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DeleteI would think if they shut down it would mean we don't have to pay taxes for those days
ReplyDeleteWell we can actually play like it is 1776 and see if the entitled can somehow survive for a few days without a handout.
ReplyDeletegovernment workers don't work anyway. yes, kansas city should give back the obama cash from that witch Claire. When the going gets tough, Claire robs the safe.
ReplyDeleteWhen the going gets tough Claire puts some extra love jelly on Sebelius dildo and screams louder
ReplyDeleteThanks for that visual. I can beat off to the thought of that rather than my grannies with trannies DVD
ReplyDelete9:04: No it didn't happen during W's term because the opposition party didn't act like a bunch of crybaby assholes. The last time it happened was in 1995. Clinton was president. Shutting down the government because they don't get everything they want seems to be pretty much a Republican ploy so far.
ReplyDeleteThe majority don't WANT IT.
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