Kansas City Power Rankings Tonight!!!



Sara Jean Underwood and her boxing hotness starts off our quick ranking of Kansas City's strongest tonight . . .

AND NOW CHECK THE POWER PLAYE3RS IN KANSAS CITY THIS WEEK!!!

Kansas City Crackpot Conspiracy Theorists Against Syria And Everything Else!!!



Kansas City spoke out against war this week. Which would have been nice if wasn't for the fact that half of the room was wearing tin foil hats.

Waldo Walmart Opponents!!!



Kansas City Box Store opposition is taking hold now that Amazon is really the new Walmart.

Ryan Kath!!!



An endorsement from the comments, you translate: "yo one time for my boy RYAN KATH, who i saw on twitter was at the p chopper on 103 and st line helping collect food for harvesters and not present when it appears much of the local press didn't do its job."

UNCHALLENGED KANSAS CITY MAYOR AND COUNCIL!!!



People would rather move than fight City Hall.


THE DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY TOY TRAIN STREETCAR!!!



Kansas City is on the fast track toward bankruptcy and no real Democracy. This train is a landmark as to how it happened.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

Comments

  1. Much too late dude. Get a better schedule.

    Only agree with you about Wal-Mart and Kath.

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  2. Give it up with the Toy Train crap already TKC.

    It's called a STREET CAR and it is part of a revitalization effort that you clearly don't understand or care to.

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  3. Revitalization Effort

    ROFLMAO

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  4. The Toy Train, like the Google elevator into space, is going to fix all our problems!!!!!!!

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  5. Fuck the streetcar and all the assholes who voted for this idiotic project.

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  6. ftw Ryan Kath!

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  7. Not a bad list, but needs more women. Do not be a sexist tkc.

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  8. You arrived late at the town hall meeting and left very early. How do you know what was said? And if you want to talk about crackpots, I guess you should know. You're their king.

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  9. Let me see they said blah, blah, blah.

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  10. Cleaver put on a dog and pony show but he won the prize. That's impressive! As for Syria, I think President Obama will prove keep us safe, right?

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  11. Why did DeAnn Smith fall from TKC favor? I miss discussing her ample bewbies.

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  12. Ah, the wonderful ambiance of Waldo along Wornall Road, with its fast food, thrift stores, used car lots, payday loan places, strip shopping centers, convenience stores, and auto repair places.

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  13. Waldo rejected Walmart based on Walmart's predatory businss plan. The only "Those People" who were not welcome in Waldo carry the last name of Walton and Glass.

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  14. Methtown Mayor Wannabee Eileen Weir was drunk as a skunk at the Courthouse Rededication Dinner last night.

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  15. Cleaver the Deadbeat Congressman couldn't find Syria on a map.

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