KANSAS CITY POWER RANKINGS THIS WEEK



Jodie Marsh
hotness inspires this quick look at the strongest in Kansas City during the work week.

To wit . . .

CHECK THE KANSAS CITY POWER RANKINGS THIS WEEK!!!

Here we go . . .

1. BEHIND THE SCENES KCPD CHIEF FORTÉ STANDING AGAINST LOCAL CONTROL HAS CREATED A STRONG RIFT WITH THE MAYOR'S OFFICE BUT A POWERFUL MOVE FOR DEPARTMENT UNITY!!!



We'll have more on this one but insider reveal the Chief's move to oppose local control might be the first real challenge to the leadership of Mayor Sly James.

2. KCTV5 NEWSIE DEANN SMITH STAYS WINNING WITH CRIME REPORTING EXCELLENCE!!!



KCTV5 Digital Content guru DeAnn Smith did most of the heavy lifting behind the scenes on a GROUNDBREAKING STORY REPORTING THE DETAILS OF A SOUTH KANSAS CITY RAMPAGE!!!

More than any other story in Kansas City this week . . . DeAnn Smith and her journalism AWESOME shaped the discourse in Kansas City.

3. Jackson County Health Research Donors Remind us who really runs Kansas City



Civic Council, law firms, hospital execs and all of the big money donors are supporting a tax imposed on the working poor in order to spend cash on "research" that hasn't been clearly defined. This week Kansas City's 1% flexed their muscles by opening their wallets.

4. The Lost Piggie In Merriam, Kansas!!!



Cutest suburbanite porker I've seen since a date night @ The P&L District.

5. Kansas City Royals Fanboys . . .



The season is OVER and now it's back to realty and a 3rd place finish that is being touted as progress in order to sell season tickets to suckers who have believed the same POWERFUL LIE for more than a generation.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

Comments

  1. That's powerful ciphering there Jethro!

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  2. If I were playing FIFA 2013, I'd give Tony's week a 9.1/10. Also some pretty solid reportage by kctv 5

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  3. Interesting Fact9/27/13, 10:59 PM

    Rumor has it Jodie is in love with the superdave.

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  4. Power what?

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  5. I want to see DeAnn Smith is more Super Man panties!

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  6. Life is an elaborate fabrication and no one really knows what in the hell they are talking about.

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  7. DeAnn Smith ‏@DeAnnSmithkc 15 Sep
    Miss America twerking!

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  8. Shes been reduced to just another idiot tweeting into the wind thinking someone gives a shit.

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  9. This blog makes me sick. Nausea and dizziness.

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  10. Gives me diarrhea.

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  11. DeAnn's tits have really gone to hell since she put on all the weight. They used to be so round and pretty, but now under those suits she wears that are two sizes too small those titties look sad and long. Like she has been breast feeding in a trailer.

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  12. DeAnn the Pagent Watcher9/28/13, 7:13 AM

    Maybe a little more lip stick will help. And some more foundation. A girl just has to know the tricks!

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  13. I guess DeAnn really got fat?

    No one is commenting on their speculations about her areola anymore.

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  14. DeAnn did an amazing job. The haters giving her shit is just a sign that she rose above their wasted lives.

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  15. Jodie Marsh is almost as ugly as your soul, TKC.

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  16. I admit her attention to detail with polar bear journalism should also be commended.

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  17. Again you snub Chief Alber, you missed it, he took a pie in the face at Garden City Fall Festival.

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