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Lady Swimming in the Fountain at Kauffman Stadium
And despite all of the hype about a Royals Wild Card race that isn't really happening . . .
TKC DECLARES THIS THE SEASON OF THE ROYALS FOUNTAIN LADY!!!
25-year-old Jessica McCoy of Des Moines, Iowa escaped officers and then (allegedly) propositioned an officer by way of offering a sex act could be my favorite KC Baseball fan of all time . . .
More in a bit . . .
Yeppers, is hot. Day will come when she wishes she could unwind and erase that episode, however.
ReplyDeleteShe's actually VERY HOT... much cuter than most of those plastic titty bimbos you put on this site, Tony.
ReplyDeleteShes going Viral! The magic is working! After all, everyone wants to go viral!!
ReplyDeleteWaist -38
ReplyDeleteSpare Tire -42
Bust -36
STF UP you stupid ass geek.
ReplyDeleteGot us a new Octo Fountain Mom
ReplyDelete...and the Goober Class guffawed like the cowtown fartsniffers they are.
ReplyDeleteMust have offered the Officer a Monica Lewinsky.
ReplyDeleteHogs don't arouse me.
ReplyDeleteMost exciting thing to happen in Kansas City in a least a decade.
ReplyDeleteHogs may not arouse you but what does will land you in prison
ReplyDeleteI knew she was hot we now have the face a revolution in Kansas City!
ReplyDeleteThis must be one of the rare talents the city says we have to attract to be the most competitive city in the world. LOL
ReplyDeleteBlubber Butt
ReplyDeleteThis lady is a class act all the way. KC should be proud, because we know Iowa won't claim her.
ReplyDeleteShe should become KC's Official AmbASSador.
ReplyDeleteShe's actually VERY HOT
ReplyDeleteSure if your desperate for any piece of ass you can get.
Plaza Patrol will take her
ReplyDeleteShe has a hairy snatch. I can tell.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I thought she was hitting 40? But 25? Damn, lay off the booze, lady. You're looking old. Still a hottie nonetheless.
ReplyDeleteThe drunk girl was actually hilarious! Good for the guy that got the funny recording!
ReplyDeleteIf she loses a few pounds she's almost a 10. I'm not a KC sweat hog either, just a red blooded Ohioan with a hard-on (like that's much better).
ReplyDeleteI would honestly love to give Jessica McCoy a fake ticket so she would offer to suck her way out of it. Hopefully some Iowan with a kiddy pool in his backyard (there are many) puts my idea to good use. God I would hit that so hard and so good so many times consecutive. F-- me fountain mom.
I think this is hilarious. Stay classy KC.
ReplyDeleteNext Stop: Tosh.0 Web Redemption
ReplyDeleteI'd still eat her ass and suck her toes!!!!
ReplyDeleteis that the best kc royals can do?.chubby chics...
ReplyDeletewith hail damage.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't fuck this fat, little bitch with a vaccinated crow bar. She's way too plump and much too stupid for anyone to get exited about. Just another run-of-the-mill hog, from the midwest. Probably corn-fed..
ReplyDeleteI always knew there was something about Iowa girls that I liked.
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