TKC QUESTION: DOES SHE DESERVE MERCY?!? DRUNKEN KANSAS CITY ROYALS FOUNTAIN LADY CONFESSION: "I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER IT"

It's official, now we FINALLY have a Kansas City First Lady. . .



Here's a round-up of the only story anybody really cares about today . . .

Fox4 scores the first interview of my future ex-wife . . . Woman cools off in fountain at Royals game, talks to FOX 4 after night in jail

KSHB: One Royals game attendee traded the seventh-inning stretch for a mid-game swim on Monday night.

KCTV5: Woman, 25, arrested after jumping into fountains at Kauffman Stadium



KMBC finds and even more sultry mug shot . . . Iowa woman arrested after dip in Kauffman Stadium fountain

Deadspin Again: Royals Fountain Lady Had A Hell Of A Night

The allegation of her offer to perform a sex act on the arresting officer isn't getting as much play as it should among Kansas City Media . . . And the nearly blackout drunk confession isn't as fun and cheeky as mainstream writing would like . . .

Nevertheless . . .

DEAD TREE MEDIA IS ADVOCATING STRICT AND SEVERE PUNISHMENT OF THIS DRUNKEN WHITE LADY BUT TKC READERS SEEM TO WANT TO GIVE THIS PARTY GIRL A PASS AND ENCOURAGE HER TO GET SOME HELP!!!

Making an example out of some drunk white lady doesn't really help do anything but confirm the waning influence of newspaper pundits . . .

25-year-old Jessica McCoy of Des Moines, Iowa is the closest we have to an icon in Kansas City right now . . . And FINALLY, we have found a bit of meaning in the otherwise pointless Kansas City Royals win streak.