Kansas City Royals Grand Slam Pays $25K

Kansas City mainstream media celebrates warm fuzzies by way of our mostly pointless baseball team and a fast food home run payoff.

Here's the only thing notable that has happened at The K in about a week . . .

A Fourth of July Royals game grand slam makes Overland Park woman $25,000 richer.

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Yeah, yeah, the Royals won their game and local fans can only celebrate the fact that the team has yet to be mathematically eliminated from the playoffs . . . For at least a few more weeks.