Nice news from one of our favorite Kansas City Newsies along with an EPIC NOTE to not so helpful online buddies . . .
Tess K. via social media: "For the record: I am six months pregnant. Next person who messages me about weight loss advice is going to find out how pissy a six months pregnant lady can get. (And thank you to those who have sent me very sweet and nice messages, they are appreciated!)"
Best wishes to Tess K, but it kinda ruined the Erin Little TKC joke was working on . . . Which reminds me that no other local lady newsie has bounced back better from baby weight than Erin Little . . .
Also, babies are born into a world of sexism and all kinds of hateration . . . Because fat men aren't fat, only fat women are fat.
Update: KMBC Anchor lady Donna Pitman is preggers as well . . . Mental note: Kansas City Lady Newsies clearly like to bump and grind . . . This could be useful at some point.
More happy thoughts in a few . . .
What idiots would bring kids into this world anyway in it's current condition? You'd have to be nuts! Or do they still feel they have the right to breed like rabbits?
ReplyDeleteWomen, except a few rare individuals care most about having children and will conspire against their husbands if they lack children to whom to devote themselves.
ReplyDeletePump out the nuts, then pump out another nut nine months later. LOL
ReplyDeleteNever had kids and have no desire to. Childless and thrilled about it!
ReplyDeleteThanks George Clooney @ 12:10
ReplyDeleteSo I am a fat woman and I just want to say to all you fat men who have the nerve to expect your women to be stick thin so you can admire their physical beauty... fuck off fat boy! I can see a well built person not finding a rotund body attractive but a fat bastard who thinks there are different rules for men.... not so fast butterball.
Unlike your fat ass I can have sex in various positions and you are limited to rear entry because of your big gut and little dick. You think you present a sexy image strolling along in your boxers? Wake up tubby!
There now, I feel much better having said that.
True dat.
ReplyDeleteDamn it....Tess told me you can't get knocked up from fucking in the ass. Last time we fucked I pulled out and came all ovet her face.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck happend baby?
Tess, did you really get pregnant by swallowing all that sperm in your mouth?
ReplyDeleteMost fat, white women, have to settle for niggers. Perhaps this is a jig-in-training??
ReplyDeleteYou need therapy
DeleteTess is a remarkable woman who has been married several years and is having her first baby. I dont get how any of you spewing smartass remarks about that could possibly get any satisfaction doing that. You stupid fucks are the reason i come back to Tonys site less and less often.
ReplyDeleteTess who?
ReplyDeleteDamn it...I told that cunt to take those pills everyday. The last time we fucked she cried after I came. She then told me she was born in a Howard Johnson. I knew I shouldn't of took thosr shrooms before we fucked.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't matter if she's pregnant or not. Her face and style demands that she has a radio job at best. If she can write for someone it's probably all for the better.
ReplyDeleteCongrats, Tess and Donna! :)
ReplyDeleteSo what else do these newsy chicks do in their spare time?
ReplyDeleteYou're right Tony, Erin looks amazing.
ReplyDeleteNo 4:42, the therapy needed is for yourself and should start with understanding reality and the dangerous aspects of niggers. Oh yes, fuck you too!!
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