KANSAS CITY POLAR BEAR COVER-UP CONTINUES!!! NIKITA REMAINS NEAR DEATH DESPITE 'FOREVER TAX' ZOO PROPAGANDA!!!
The polar bear at the Kansas City Zoo remains in grave conditions according to ANONYMOUS ANIMAL LOVER AND AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS and the heat is on to refute insider revelations.
CHECK THIS EXCLUSIVE PHOTO OF A KANSAS CITY ZOO POLAR BEAR . . . DOES THAT ANIMAL LOOK RIGHT TO YOU?!?!
More testimony from KANSAS CITY INSIDERS risking their jobs to bring the public the facts:
"Tony, thank you for helping us save Nikita. It's really frustrating that we have to ask f*cking Parks Board Commissioners to make decisions about animal health and welfare that should be decided by trained professionals. I had heard that this city was corrupt and incompetent but you really have to see it first hand before you realize how bad it is . . ."
More . . .
What your readers might not know is that the Kansas City Zoo is completely unequipped and unprepared to deal with this deathly sick polar bear. He's so far gone now that I'm not sure it will matter when we get the real professionals here. The captivity in the Kansas City Zoo has wreaked havoc on this bear's system and I fear that we're already too late."
And so . . .
We're hoping that BEHIND THE SCENES TKC COVERAGE will prompt Kansas City Zoo officials to take this situation seriously. Look for Nikita to be moved to an alternative location if./when his condition really takes a turn for the worse and they get ready to pull the plug.
KANSAS CITY INSIDERS SUGGEST THAT IT'S TIME TO FREE BOTH POLAR BEARS FROM THIS TOWN GIVEN THAT OUR ZOO MIGHT SOON SUFFER A DEVASTATING LOSS!!!
And yes, we're hoping this polar bear pulls through but with respect to insiders who know we have our own style of drumming up interest . . . We're still accepting death pool bets.
Developing . . .
Pray for this bear Kansas City. Please, let's all get together and wish the very best for one of our greatest tourist attractions.
ReplyDeleteMove all ILLEGAL ALIENS into the polar bear exhibit now!
ReplyDeletePOLAR BEARS! WHERE? Cap them mother fuckers.
ReplyDeleteFor those of you educated in the KCPS, this is what is known as humor.
Humor?sorry, try again.but next time let us decide
DeleteYour humour sucks.
DeleteIf it dies before the weekend which is my bet. Can we have bear meat chili?
ReplyDeleteAs opposed to what,bear fur chili? Dummy.
DeleteGet well soon Nikita!
ReplyDeleteThanks Tony. You did your best.
ReplyDeleteToo bad people don't care as much about that kid the cops shot in the back last week.
ReplyDeleteKC is a chump. The mafia sold us a sick bear, Mayweather took us for $15K. I thought this was the show me state? Haven't y'all heard of contracts? Solid business deals are not based solely on smiles and handshakes.
ReplyDeleteBut a horse head in a Senators bed can close a deal!
ReplyDeleteHate to say it but 7:25 has a good point for people wanting to do business in KC.
ReplyDeleteTragic if true--but KCZoo does have a good reputation and is part of a worl-wide conservation/breeding system. Polar bears are disappearing in the wild more than they are in captivity--the Arctic is disappearing, melting...
ReplyDeleteLet's hope the bear lives.
I get the pelt for a rug.
ReplyDeleteHow about polar bear tamales.
ReplyDelete721 and xalti
ReplyDeleteThe bear didnt point a gun at the cops.
oh, one more thing...
Eat a sack O dicks, the both of ya.
It's a polar bear. It doesn't belong around here.
ReplyDeleteI hope it dies a miserable death and the zoo folks get a jolt of reality of how silly they are.
--snort-- No chance.
Let the damn thing loose. It will find some dark meat to feast on. It might give him the shits but he might get better and cleanse the city of some welfare miscreants or their tax-living chillen.
ReplyDeleteBring us the thumbs of that Mafia Don who sold us that fucking bear!
ReplyDelete@7:25, Mayweather didn't take us for $15k, Michael Brooks did!
ReplyDeleteThe KC Zoo is a good one and Nikita has been here for several years and done well. He has a state of the art facility. I'm sure he's getting excellent care, and hope he recovers quickly and completely.
Get well soon, Nikita!
Ask the parks board? Tony, check your sources, the parks board doesn't govern the Zoo. It hasn't in over 10 years.. The Zoo has a fantastic animal hospital and two full time veterinarians.
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