Adriana Lima and her angelic hotness start this Sunday look at Kansas City mainstream media links.
Check it:
- Kansas City 'Cry For Help' Traffic Jam: Man threatens to jump from overpass, I-70 traffic snarled
- Local hipster report: Five bands ignite a festival flavor at Starlight Theater
- Kansas City Royals Say Farewell To Jeff Francoeur
- The latest baseball beatdown: Twins' Kyle Gibson solid in major league debut, beats Royals
- Kansas City's most overrated dairy product: Shatto Milk releases limited apple pie flavored milk
- Another cruel KC Crook report: Daycare center’s air conditioning units stolen again
- Kansas City Accident aftermath: Party bus victim's family takes legal action, memorial ride held in victim's honor
- Kansas Power Play Coming Soon: WESTAR to ask for higher residential electrical rates
- Say Goodbye To Po'Folk Food Lady: Longtime Harvesters leader Karen Haren is leaving
- Kansas Crackdown: New Law To Deter Roofing Scams In Kansas
- Show-Me $500 fine Isn't Worth It For Youngsters: Mo. bill alters penalties for underage gamblers
- Nobody's going to mention that this is pretty much a Kansas City de facto 4d gun printing festival: Maker Faire highlights creativity
Guy wants to jump off the overpass onto I-70 huh? Reminds me of the question: How many mexicans does it take to grease your car?? Just one, if you hit him at just the right place, at about 40 MPH....
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ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of a quote from the 'Breakfast Club' - "When you grow up, your heart dies."
Oh my, The Breakfast Club!! That's a sure classic to quote from. What, did Shakespeare fail you this time???
ReplyDeleteI'm mourning your dead heart ...
ReplyDeleteThe heart died a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteObviously you haven't tried their chocolate whole mile. It is anything but overrated.
ReplyDeleteNewsflash:
ReplyDeleteThe man threatening to jump off the bridge on I-70 has been identified as a Kansas City first-time visitor named Byron. After being talked down by the police it was determined that the suicide threat was based on two things: 1) A missing Social Security check, and; 2) Not one person in Kansas City gave a shit.
There is easier ways to commit suicide than stand on a stupid fucking bridge.
ReplyDeleteThere is easier ways to commit suicide than stand on a stupid fucking bridge.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you jump.
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