TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY COUNCIL DUDE JERMAINE REED'S B-DAY AND CAMPAIGN PARTY @ P&L DISTRICT JONES POOL STAYS WINNING!!!
Kansas City Friday is for party planning and this is important . . .
KANSAS CITY'S YOUNGEST COUNCIL DUDE JERMAINE REED IS PLANNING AN EPIC B-DAY AND REELECTION CAMPAIGN PARTY @ THE JONES POOL IN THE P&L DISTRICT!!!
Already it looks like more fun than anything else City Hall has to offer . . . Except maybe Sexy Cindy Circo's post-divorce adventures . . .
Anyhoo . . .
Councilman Reed's B-Day Bash offers a great deal to consider . . .
First off . . .
The TKC Boycott of the P&L District continues but this is a good look for the Council dude for contradictory reasons . . .
Sure, an In-District picnic is nice but Councilman Reed is going to have to "price out" any competition from his election. The P&L District is the right place to send this message.
On the other hand . . .
Bringing the 3rd District to the P&L District is a good look as well . . .
This party sends the message that urban core denizens are welcomed and, in fact, dominate the P&L District when they're as well dressed as Mr. Reed. More on that later . . . But, suffice it to say, the guy does have more than a few good suits which is rare for a City Councilman.
Also . . . The Latino outreach is notable and doesn't includes a few new names.
And . . . Again, give Councilman Reed a graphic design and social media win. The jpeg for the party is top notch while so many other politicos are stuck in the days of 90s desktop publishing software . . .
Finally . . .
B-Day parties at the pool are fun and good for some laughs . . . As elections draw closer . . . We notice that Mayor Sly is getting meaner and playing more of a bully role and the rest of the Council is resigned to their rubber stamp status. Meanwhile, Council Dude Reed seems to be having a good time while trying to garner support and campaign cash.
It's important to enjoy the process and partying is certainly the best part about politics.
DEVELOPING . . .
Tony, there is a dress code. So you can't go.
ReplyDeleteThere is a stink code, Tony. You can't go.
ReplyDeleteThe Councilman would like all young buff males to skinnydip free of charge. Fag hags welcome.
Lobbyists leave your checks and go.
Should be a lot of nips showing with these low temps
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ReplyDeleteFuck 'em.
Criminal assholes have taken over KC Mayor and Clowncil positions.
Jizzbrain Reed
ReplyDeleteIs it true that Jermaine Reed is heading to Iowa with Mase Hakes for a certain ceremony?
ReplyDeleteDo you think Spanish speaking people are inherently racist? After all, the word for black in their language is "negro."
ReplyDeleteReed is hosting his thing at the no-urban-(read:black)-dress district?
ReplyDeleteseems legit
If he was about economic development in his district he would have had it someplace in his district like the ninth inning
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DeleteI will go and suck Jermaine's titties.
ReplyDeleteHey, we all want to know more about "Sexy Cindy's post divorce adventures".... Pray tell MORE!!?
ReplyDeleteWho's flipping the bill for this?
ReplyDelete10:37 AM Not as twisted as Merriam Hennossy's pre-divorce adventures and Sanders keeps her around.
ReplyDeleteThis is a fucking joke, right? I'm glad JR gets to celebrate his birthday somewhere nice, because he doesn't have any legislative accomplishments to celebrate. But having his party on a rooftop on the 4th District is the perfect symbol of what this stuffed suit is all about. Meanwhile, residents of the 3rd District will be trying to make their neighborhoods better places to live, with no help from their City Councilman. We're kinda used to it by now.
ReplyDeleteHe gets to hang out with Primadonna KCTV 5 Kelly Jones
ReplyDeleteThis NIGGER Fest is brought to you by a $15,000 grant from the Troy Schulte Foundation.
ReplyDeleteNiggers don't swim, but they all do the black stroke. Will there be tweaking?
ReplyDeleteTim Lillis is going to attend and has bought a new thong for the occasion!
ReplyDeleteNo, NIGGERS don't swim; however, they do, like shit, float. Therefore, same color, same buoyancy.
ReplyDeleteMmmmm...the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.
ReplyDeleteFancy parties are all that matter in KC don't you know? That's how you get things done. Everything in KC is settled at a party.
ReplyDeletei like to go to pool parties and make bubbles with farts in the pool
ReplyDeleteWho is this Jermaine Reed guy?
ReplyDeleteI like the cut of his jib!
12:04, I think you meant twerking. If Sexy Cindy is gonna be twerking the junk in her trunk I so wanna be there to slide up inside of that.
ReplyDeleteTony, have you eaten today? You sound a little grumpy.
ReplyDeleteThis guy isn't winning anything. He's found some names to associate with his campaign and is using it to his advantage. Jermaine Reed is a liar, a user, a self-important hanger on. He's definitely not the brightest bulm in the box.
ReplyDeleteDon't hate cause he's successful and rocking Kelly Jones, an absolute goddess by the way! Go JR do your thing man. Haters gone hate.
ReplyDeleteHe might as well get his while the gettin is good.
ReplyDeleteThe haters got a point. This dude is successful at being a shitty city councilman, and that's all. He hasn't done anything to improve the 3rd. Things succeed in spite of him.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing Jermaine does well is cocktail parties. Ever had a conversation with him? He is as smart as a box of cut hair.
ReplyDeleteWait - Crystal has a fundraiser planned too
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