TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! BOARD MEMBERS FOR KANSAS CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS WEAR DOCTORAL ROBES FOR RECENT GRADUATION CEREMONIES!!!
Kansas City graduation season brings hope for change and more than a few interesting observations.
To wit . . .
A KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTER SEEMS TO QUESTION THE FASHION CHOICES OF THE KANSAS CITY PUBLIC SCHOOL BOARD!!!
Check the testimony . . .
"I attended several KCMSD graduations this week and noticed that Airick West, Joseph Jackson, and other board members donned robes with the 3 stripes indicating they had acquired doctoral degrees . . . Hmmmmmm"
The World's Most Accurate Encyclopedia confirms this observation in notes on academic dress in the United States: "Doctoral robes are typically black, although some schools use robes in the school's colors. The Code calls for the outside shell of the hood (see, below) to remain black in that case, however. In general, doctoral gowns are similar to the gowns worn by bachelor's graduates, with the addition of three velvet bands on the sleeves and velvet facing running down the front of the gown."
And so . . .
CONGRATULATIONS TO MEMBERS OF THE KCPS SCHOOL BOARD ON THEIR RECENTLY AWARDED DOCTORAL DEGREES!!!
Sadly, none of this will help KCPS accreditation or recently passed Show-Me State Legislation that speeds up a Missouri takeover of troubled school districts.
DEVELOPING . . .
At least no fights at graduation this year.
ReplyDeleteSo far.
Air-wick is a goddamn moron.
ReplyDeleteDid the dude named for the air freshener ever get his High School Diploma?
ReplyDeleteWire and bug their offices I bet some pretty nasty shit is going down.
ReplyDeleteYou can put a chimp in a cap and gown as well.
ReplyDeleteSame effect.
7:27 AM has accurately, if not eloquently nailed the caption for this story!
ReplyDelete"Look ats me, I's all edjakated an' shit! C'mon and aks me a kwestshun!"
ReplyDeleteIt appears that he's also missing the "doctoral" hood that comes in the color of his "degree" and the colors of his institution. Anyone who actually has a "doctoral" either academic or professional would make sure that their regalia had the hood.
ReplyDeleteIf you learn more from your failures than you do from your successes, I should have a dozen PhDs.
ReplyDeleteDon't know nothin' bout no rise and fall. Don't know nothin' bout nothin' at all...
And we wonder why schools are shutting down left and right and all over the place?
ReplyDeleteIt's a wonder these stupid, fucking NIGGERS didn't wear feathers and clown suits. Dumb bastards aren't even smart enough for an eighth grade graduation, much less anything else. Stupid NIGGERS!
ReplyDeleteIs dis de line fo de free cheese?
ReplyDeleteWhat is ironic is that Airick is not even a college graduate. Wearing the robe of a PhD is simply astounding.
ReplyDeleteOf course, the black grads are all wearing some sort of African crap that symbolizes nothing.
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I'll bet you think everyone they call reverend graduated seminary too. Silly man.
ReplyDeleteWe be posin jus like dat prezzident who sho nuff aint fo real neither!
ReplyDeleteWell, just look at those black dresses!
ReplyDeleteThat stupid Airwick couldn't graduate from high school, much less college. And he's a member of the skewell board, as he would spell it. And I fork over nearly $4K in property taxes to support an institution like this.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Detroit, Kansas City!!
Oh guys- let Airick have an imaginary phd. He's about to be an imaginary board member come Aug/Sept of this year.....One of the only worthwhile things Jeff City accomplished this session.
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Sad they are showing no respect for the ones that did work hard for their PHD's. They want to be taken seriously sit on the stage in suit and tie. You have no value to the process of the student's graduation night.
ReplyDeleteAirick is what we be calling a "skolar."
ReplyDeleteMr. Tony,
ReplyDeleteWhat a complete breakdown on educational respect. When one works hard to attain a PHD one should proudly display that success at appropriate gatherings.
Honorary doctorate degrees are celebrated at the time of the conferring of the honor. Those folks should take a bow at the ceremony then leave the glad rags behind.
Maybe these scholars completed their course of work at Phoenix University.
I always order the #9 Italian Beef from Pickleman's because that man's pickle is a 9 on my scale of Italian beef.
ReplyDeleteIn the front door, out the back door now I wear a Black robe says:
ReplyDeleteNow everybody throw their hats in the air and call someone on your ObamaPhone.
Graduation wardrobe in the KCMOSD should be orange jumpsuits for the boys, pink for the girls and pinstripes for the faculty.
ReplyDeleteJust when you think that NIGGERS have displayed the height of their ignorance, here they go again.....
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What would you call a black Smurf?? Well of course, a SMIGGER!
ReplyDeletestupid.
ReplyDeletethis was a simple mistake and nothing more. don't play it up for too much.
Carrie G...if you are trying to encourage kids to go to college and be actual scholars - it is BEYOND ignorant to play at something you have never done yourself. NO EXCUSES!! He doesn't have a degree, he shouldn't be in a robe PERIOD!
ReplyDeleteCan this guy spell Ph.D?
ReplyDeleteIt's beyond stupid, Carrie. Airick doesn't even have a Bachelor's degree. It's not that he doesn't know better; it's that he should know better. After all, he IS the president of the board.
ReplyDeleteMy taxes help pay this misfit's salary. What a freakin' joke.
No one on the school board is paid. It's a strictly volunteer position. The only elected office where you spend money campaigning for an election to be a volunteer.
DeleteCarrie G., why do you downplay the idiotic mistakes of this school board? If Airick West has no college degree, he should not be wearing robes, period! Jesus, can't these ignorant asses get a freaking outfit right?
ReplyDeleteIs Gunnar off probation yet for weed and bong possession?
What a great group!
If you think nobody on the school board is "paid", you're probably living in a dream world. There's so much graft and under-the-table dealing going on, that's it's crazy. Typical NIGGER is another way to put it too.
ReplyDeleteJoseph Jackson is the BIGGEST (and I mean biggest) fraud in Kansas City right now. He's a wolf in sheeps clothes. I guarantee Joseph knew better than to don a robe intended for the intellectual elite; which he is not. How ironic is it that he's school board member with about the same IQ as those who graduate for KCMSD. The truth is, he wants to feel important, powerful and accepted. He's insecure at best.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure they're all chiropractors.
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