Kansas City Royals offer a branded final resting place.
Finally, there is rest from all of the other disappointments in a life spent watching Kansas City's excuse for a baseball team lose. Also, there's no reason not to take playoff hype into eternity.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS BRANDED DEATH GEAR FROM THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS!!!
Biz Journal reporting: New products let Royals fans take team spirit to the grave
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"A Kansas City Royals casket from Brand Memorials runs for about $2,500."
"Brand Memorials is launching a line of Kansas City Royals-branded urns, caskets and memorial stationery. The urns, shown here, cost about $600."
Going to the grave with faith despite a life full of suffering and unfulfilled hope: Priceless.
Lame.
ReplyDeleteLike the team.
More buried dreams. Lowered expectations. In the ultimate cellar.
ReplyDeleteAll the puns aside, this is really a crass commercialization by the fucking loser Royals. What will they stoop to next?
ReplyDeleteRoyals Resurrection? Keep the faith.
ReplyDeleteLET THE BAD PUNS CONTINUE!
3:48, FTW!!!! Hahahaha!!! That's what I want...to be associated with a bunch of LOSERS from this cowtown for eternity! Hahahahahaha!!!!
ReplyDeleteIn case living in the hell of crappy MLB rankings wasn't enough for you, spend eternity with the bottom-dwelling Royals!
ReplyDeleteGeorge Brett has all his hemorrhoids placed in one of those urns, sits on his mantle. (
ReplyDeleteSheeple What???? Its Kansas City's gravest problem!!! Has been for ever!!
ReplyDeleteAhaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!! who is THE dumbass that came up with that idea??????
ReplyDeleteI love it. Plant me in one of those. Go Royals!
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