TKC NOTE: A note and some background info about this weekend from our pal Craig Glazer . . .
Dante and Rebekah
Inappropriate Comedy
Well if you are not going to the lake, checking out the Royals (who continue to suck), or starting your summer tan, this might be a great weekend to check out Dante and Rebekah at Stanford & Sons Comedy Club. Dante co-wrote and is one of the lead stars in the controversial and funny movies out now titled ‘The Inappropriate Comedy’. The movie actually opened a month ago nation-wide, so it’s just in a few theaters now. It stars Adrian Brody (Academy-Award Winner from the film, ‘The Piano’) and that acting marvel, Lindsay Lohann. Dante has plenty to say about this blonde haired talent. Starting with she barely left the trailer except to do one of her few scenes, or to grab her check and leave. I’ve heard it’s very funny and has a lot of cameos by name stars.
What’s strange about this project is that it was financed by Vince, The Sham-Wow Guy. Rebekah Kochan also appears in the picture. She is a super-sexy playmate-bodied actress who has appeared in a ton of scary movies in addition to the ‘Eating Out films (a series of films very popular among the gay and lesbian community) where she plays something of a down on her luck heroine.
Dante and Rebekah live together in Los Angeles, they met when Dante was a finalist on ‘Last Comic Standing’. Dante started gaining attention in the mid-nineties where he won the best comic on the BET Comic View series. The irony is, Dante is white. Like then host, D. L. Hughley said ‘Go figure’.
You might have caught Dante on KCTV5 with Kelly Jones or NBC 41 today. They loved him on the radio, Mix 93, Q104 and Alice 102. Dante has performed more USO shows for the US Troops than any other comic since Bob Hope. Dante may be best known today for being the head writer on the hit E! television show ‘Fashion Police’ with Joan Rivers.
Dante and Rebekah are both a little naughty with their R-rated comedy, so it’s probably not a good idea to bring the kiddies. Some big stars coming up to think about include Michael Winslow from the ‘Police Academy’ movies; Dustin ‘Screech’ Diamond, Judy Tenuta, Carlos Mencia and the ‘Crank Yankers’ Jim Florentine and Don Jamieson, now the hosts of VH1’s ‘That Metal Show’ just to name a few.
Have a great holiday weekend. Hope to see you at Stanford & Sons!
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ReplyDeleteDonte--! in KC??
I remember the CBS special where Donte autographed his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame - right next to Bob Hope's!! Millions watched.
Another legendary comedy comic mega-super star - in our town!!
Saw him at Stanfords with the blonde two years ago at Stanfords. A riot. The comment before mine, WTF. Dante is a hot and so his gal. Walk of fame? Don't know, but funny as hell, you bet.
ReplyDeleteHaters hate, never forget.
ReplyDeleteThe blonde is awesome, what a body, dirty and funny. The best.
ReplyDelete" Dustin ‘Screech’ Diamond"
ReplyDeleteHe will be appearing at Standfords because he needs a gig and one porn was one too many for him.
Who is the Glazer guy?
ReplyDeleteI like the cut of his jib.
The Sham Wow guy is right handed.
ReplyDeletehttp://gawker.com/5190353/shamwow-guys-cannibal-hooker-post+beating
Weird story.
Glazer
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BORING
Like any idiot would ever take their kids to Glazers dump.
ReplyDeleteWhat's funny this week is how the gang at KCC beat Glazer's ass big time this week.
ReplyDeleteThen a guy called Glazer out and Glazer was a no show. So he has been called out again for tonight and the money says he will bitch out again.
Yeah and you are the loser who did and its not real, Prospect or Troost, right white boy.
ReplyDeleteYes I'm sure the Glazer is shaken in his shoes. Right.
ReplyDeleteNot me who did, The Dude did.
ReplyDeleteRather Glazer is shaking in his shoes or not isn’t the issue, the pussy was a no show it appears and that says he is a scared pussy.
ReplyDeletecome on smartman and Super bowl boy, Glaze would kick both your butts you already ran from him once. Hey I'd kick your butts but I will in court. Both you guys are frauds.
ReplyDeleteHarley you stupid piece of shit was the "Dude" who is calling Glazer out. You are such a retard.
ReplyDeleteDon't matter I'm after you dick. In a legal way
ReplyDeleteWho cares Dante is great.
ReplyDeleteSure Harley stop the stupidity your such an ass spewing your I'm going to get you crap. We all know you not going to do shit but be an internet bully like your roid raged buddy is. Wonder where Wilson is, he needs to come slap some sense into you.?
ReplyDeleteOhh after in a legal way.. Man that's tough talk. What typing without a license? You go Hardly what next? going to sue the girl scouts for a cracked cookie? Is your poor sense of self inflated ego and balderdash getting bruised? I'm sure 5 minutes after you leave the Lawyers office he's rolling his eyes painted with dollar signs.. A fool and his money or should I say just a fool.
ReplyDeleteYou will see when you get served you, Super Dave and Paul. All three of you little jerks.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot me Harley you POS
ReplyDeleteAWWWW wat da matter Hardly your big ego all bruised? All your legal talk over some blog posts.. Near as I can figure the truth must hurt!! May be for memorial day you can get a new binky and if you can get Glazers ummm "member" out of your mouth long enough it will help soothe the pain. OHHH wait can I expect to be served now too? Be nice to know i'm draining your wallet while making your lawyer rich on a wild goose chase!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Hardly can sue the internet. Look out Al Gore!! Hmmm ya know in order to serve you'd have to know the post came from their computer? Sounds like Hardly is cyber stalking to me.
ReplyDeleteThe Glazer's posts always attract the children in the audience. Men don't call each other out, boys do that. There is no such thing as a smack down on the internet - how absurd. You're all a bunch of low life losers as far as I can see.
ReplyDeleteYou're right, 3:19. Men don't do that.
ReplyDeleteNow go back and read the comments made by CG in some of the other posts about Stanford's, and then tell me what you think of your boss.
This story is inappropriate
ReplyDeleteBTW 6:45 for the win so far this year.
harley likes little boys
ReplyDeleteI read this story, nothing about fighting, lawyers, or really anything about Glazer. It's about Dante and Rebbeca two comics at Stanford and Sons. Why all these other comments?
ReplyDeleteBox office disaster: Lindsay Lohan film 'InAPPropriate Comedy,' directed by the ShamWow guy, earns $625 per theater
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"A film that you probably weren’t aware even existed, starring Lindsay Lohan, Michelle Rodriguez, and Adrien Brody (the man has an Oscar, remember?) and directed by Vince Offer — a.k.a. the ShamWow/Slap Chop infomercial pitchman (and alleged prostitute beater) — just had one of the worst box office debuts since The Oogieloves in the BIG Balloon Adventure.
The movie, called InAPPropriate Comedy, earned $172,000 from 275 theaters this weekend, yielding a wretched $625 per-spot average. According to its IMDb description, the Freestyle Releasing film
Yes, people, this really got made.
And no, "The InAPPropriate Comedy" did NOT open nationwide last month. It didn't survive its opening weekend which was TWO months ago.
ReplyDelete"Dante may be best known today for being the head writer on the hit E! television show ‘Fashion Police’ with Joan Rivers."
ReplyDeleteOh. THAT Dante!
Did Glazer chicken out of the brawl between Super Dave at 31st and Benton?
ReplyDeleteWasn't Superdave who called him out.
ReplyDeleteThe Dude called him out two nights in a row.
You know what else men don't do? They don't race to this site at 3:19 in the morning in a (most likely) cocaine and alcohol-induced stupor to see what people wrote and if anyone was mean to them. They also don't act like a prepubescent girl who got unfriended by their BFF on Facebook and throw a hissy fit for all to see when someone posts a comment they don't like.
ReplyDeleteHey 7:09 3:19 here.
ReplyDeleteStop throwing a hussy fit for all to see when someone posts a comment you don't like. I don't do drugs & I don't drink & I don't work for Glazer. What makes you dumb asses think you're all psychics?
Its a 24/7 world.
Poor Harley. Wilsun has neutered you. You're nothing here, you're even less at KCC. You were taken down by the smarter man. I didnt mean that as an insult to Wilsun, about anyone is smarter than you, he's just the one who handed you your scrotum and took your place as spokesman. You're last months fish wrap. Deal with it. You're finished. Also, your true identity is out there now. Don't know what's being planned but it's out there.
ReplyDeleteApparently you don't spell very well, either. Hissy. H-I-S-S-Y.
ReplyDeleteRitter
ReplyDeleteHarley, Harley, Harley, you are such a sad little man.
Legal Tip #1. The lowest level paralegal knows how to follow filings and dockets. As with your previous "Federal Court" threats we searched your name daily. We told you that. You never made a filing of any kind. We told you that. You have no case or supporting case law to file anything. We told you that.
Your claims are baseless, hollow and empty. We would tell you that but you already know that. There are countless pro bono hours dedicated to you. How do you think we got your identity? It didnt come from Legal Zoom, even though I do know Bob.
Go back to home shopping club and buy your girl some toys since your impotent to create a good time on your own.
Legal Tip #2. Read case law on anonymous comments, John Doe and avatars. We've told you before, "Harley" isn't real. You cant file damages against an avatar. That's why, when you're home alone playing X Box Live, your buddies can't file first degree murder charges against you when you "kill" them. It's an avatar with no rights. No personage.
In closing; why do you think we aren't using your real name on here, choosing to "leak" it in other ways?
Answer; to keep you in that avatar status until we are done with you. Then you will be outted, but never commented on. I know, it's brilliant. And better yet, rock solid legally.
Pull your little Granimal sheets over your head and cry like the little nothing you are. A hard rains going to fall alright, hope you have your little floaties!
Anon 10:45, you need psychiatric help.
ReplyDeleteThere's no way to spell 'hissy' correctly.
ReplyDeleteAssuming these commenters are grown,middle aged men ....wtf is wrong with you? ???? It boggles the mind to think you dudes take this shit and yourselves so seriously ....holy fuck! !get ahold of yourselves!!!.its absolutely un-fucking-real how you 'adult men "act..now, having said this. Stupid Dave, so us all a favor and suck the business end of you're favorite pistol, please? You are everything that's wrong with the world, all rolled up in a fat, disgusting, hideously ugly butt dumpling ..you loses always .FINISH IT!!!!!!!""
ReplyDeleteWho are these old men arguing over what? Loved the show last night. I even loved you guys dealing with that sad old drunk dude who wouldn't shut up. You gave the guy every chance, guess due to holiday. Both Dante and his gal were very funny and pros. Coming to see Chris Katan.
ReplyDelete1:53,1:52 and 1:55, clearly the same, you should follow what that douchebag H man has done. He's lucky he's alive. And when exposed you'll see the real final joke. And having said that, you sound just like him.
ReplyDeleteThe movie actually opened a month ago nation-wide, so it’s just in a few theaters now.
ReplyDeleteShould read; it only opened in a few theaters where it was killed instantly. On the upside it cost less than the Sham Wow guys monthly hooker bill. On a side note, the Sham Wow guy is a close friend. JJ Jimmy Walker introduced us. I have his cell phone number. Johnny Dare thinks he's hilarious, it is therefore fact.
I love this website. These comments are usually better than the Glazer stories, which are also great. Hilarious hateful spats, you can't find this anywhere else. Not at this level. Tony you got a gold mine of entertainment with these jokers.
ReplyDelete7:23. 1:53 here.
ReplyDeleteYour pyshic powers are failing. I didn't write 1:55. Fuck off, asshole.
Hey 11:48, I know you are but what am I?
ReplyDeleteHey, asshole, Ill meet you in front of Beaumont Club, 5:00 today.
You can get fucked up or fuck off, your call.
None of you cowards will meet me or Glazer anywhere. Smartman proved that a couple months back when he noshowed. Glazer proved he is the brave man he says he is and has been. You all lost that right. Smartman, Super Dave and Paul. All cowards, all the time.
ReplyDeleteThe Real Harley? Five people earned this payday! He who accused so many turns out to be a big surprise, like herpes, it just keeps givin. When released TKC and KCC will go dark for a month. People be laughin to hard to type. Yur all gonna worship us for this jewel.
DeleteI always like how harley teams up in his own little reality in posts with Glaysure. That's embarrassing and has to make Craig lose his mind. No one wants to be that closely tied to Harlinator, he's dirtier than the feces infested hot tubs he talks about.
DeleteWelcome to Galysures story. Harley is like a drop of illiterate douche poison anywhere he goes.
ReplyDeleteHey guys and ladies, have a great holiday weekend. Sorry about our Royals, man was my story on the button or what last week, maybe THE worst team in baseball once again is our Royals. They are done, done, done...I don't get why so many people go to the games. I can see one or two early, but my God, aren't you just disgusted. What losing 18 of 22. As of now they can't beat SME. They got nothing. Now here come the Chumps, again they added one guy...see how that worked for the Royals. It didn't. We are just snakebit.
ReplyDeleteAs for the comments, glad so many of you enjoy Dante and Rebecca, fun act...next week a guy who co stars with the new number one comedy TV/film star TJ Miller then Michael Winslow...fun summer.
Oh Jesus. They weren't kidding about Harley's true identity. You are all going to shit yur drawers when it gets printed.
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