THE TKC WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



Bar Paly is a rather perfect workout hottie example that it's important to keep things rolling. Accordingly, here are Kansas City's most powerful for this week:

POLITICOS



1. Congressman Cleaver - The car wash lawsuit is settled. He remains without a decent challenger and all the Democrats are standing down. In terms of job security and influence, Congressman Cleaver Stays Winning and is so confident he has the courage to call out Kansas City's Country Club Plaza.

2. Jackson County Legislator Theresa Garza Ruiz - Her supporters are forming committees that might soon put her at City Hall.

3. Councilman Jermaine Reed - Kansas City's youngest Councilman is busy working legislation and keeps focusing on pushing for resources in his district.

4. KCK UG Mayor-Elect Holland - Low expectations are important.

5. MO House Rep. John Rizzo - This Kansas City elected official has been tireless in working for increased public safety resources AND this week it was revealed that he was ABSOLUTELY RIGHT to help Northeast Neighbors close parks after dark.

NEWSIES



- All The Kansas City Digital Newsies Who Won Regional Eward R. Murrow Awards Deserve Recognition . . . Shout out to Eric Chaloux and Ryan Kath!!!

- John Landsberg flexed his muscles as a media expert and journalist this week as well.

- Hey Cameraman always keeps us informed on new tech and the newsgathering process behind the scenes.

- Kris Ketz remains the nicest of all Kansas City morning newsmen.

- Mark Alford is still the man in Knobtown and on Fox4.



- Again, a special thanks to KCTV5 newsmen Brad Stephens And Greg Milota for a really informative look at your not-so-fearless blog leader.

KANSAS CITY SPRINGTIME TRADITIONS



- Stacey Massey reminds us that Kansas City hotties seem to get too eager during this time of year and freeze while out in short skirts and skimpy tops when the temps are still around 40 degrees.

- Postponing Spring Cleaning Is A Kansas City Tradition.

- Renew forgotten New Years Resolution to work out.

- Overrated Kansas City Bars start promoting their really cold patios warmed by dangerous and unstable heat lamps.

- Buy new (bigger) pants.

UPDATE: And I guess it's appropriate to note the stunning conclusion AND CAPTURE of the Boston Marathon Boming suspect. I like the (flimsy) argument that it's local news because the drama pre-empted the Royals game.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

Comments

  1. Stacey WOW!

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  2. Jermaine is a failure. He is just not a very smart guy. No one in the 3rd agrees with your assessment Tony. Especially Clinton Adams who runs around town calling Jermaine a SISSY BITCH.

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  3. All the usual dumb asses

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  4. Creeflow Dollah4/19/13, 5:33 PM

    Hot damn that Stacey is just built for sin.

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  5. I think that DeAnn Smith's nipples and areola still deserve listing in the power rankings.

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  6. We need and will own Theresa Garza Ruiz's vote on City Council.

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  7. We don't care about you 42 - we are moving anyway.

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  8. SHOTS FIRED AT SUSPECT!!!!

    Developing . . . . . .

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  9. How come we don't have helicopter camera feed on this when we can watch every single car chase in America 6:14?

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  10. Shots fired in Watertown in the same area as manhunt - SWAT streaming to site - Suspect down!

    Go Team USA!!!!

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  11. Government sponsored home invasions. Of course suspect will be dead before they talk. Hope kc's most powerful are ready to take orders.

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  12. Go Team USA!!!!

    Phew boy no comment.

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  13. Suspect is ALIVE, surrounded and still moving!

    Lets water board that god damn son of bitch!

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  14. Watertown Police Scanner

    http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam

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  15. Sarge Toughnuts4/19/13, 6:42 PM

    Hook up that boat trailer and bring that shitheel in!!

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  16. Don't light the boat up yet. FBI

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  17. If Alonzo was white he'd be Landsberg.

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  18. MSM and Social Media way behind the scanner.

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  19. Sarge Toughnuts on police scanner4/19/13, 6:48 PM

    We found the man in the boat! There's a tremendous amount of bleeding! Sounds like my honeymoon night!

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  20. Watertown Police Scanner

    http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam

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  21. They didn’t look into a BOAT that was in a BACKYARD all last night and today?

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  22. There gonna try to negotiate with the kid terrorist.

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  23. Negotiator has arrived. Whats next, let's have a beer and talk about it?

    Might work.

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  24. Come on kid, the new Call of Duty comes out next week...you've got a lot to live for!

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  25. We should have had knockout drugs shot into the boat an hour ago, taken out onto the ambulance, transfused, brought awake and answering questions this very minute.

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  26. Uh oh they found out the scanner is being broadcast on the Internet. They are going to terminate it.

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  27. Media trying to access the scene going to lock down area to prevent media access now.

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  28. Scanner: airwing is going to divert for fuel; working on a replacement; concern that their downlink (video feed) is streaming live on the internet; no ability to encrypt.

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  29. Maybe Sharpton can get him to give up?

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  30. FBI screwed the pooch on this one. Let older bro leave to terrorist camp after having him on their radar. Now they'll probably not get younger bro alive. Good job boys. Now go tell your stories at the pub.

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  31. Suspect in custody

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  32. Abandoned Black bag now found at Watertown High School

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  33. suspect in custody...no one allowed inside perimeter...still hot scene. Heard a call for a medic.

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  34. What!!?? You mean I no get to see my brother??

    Bwahahahaha!

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  35. Who cares. None of that shit effects KC. Go jerk off in front of Fox News please.

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  36. No 70 Virgins for this one.

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  37. Yes it does the Royals game was cancelled!

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  38. Seriously man, stop spamming with your bs made up garbage.

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  39. I’ve been watching BOR and that idiot Jerry Rivers, the Mexican Dancing Bear. They are driving me nuts with the excuses of why would these two young men do this. Get over it, Geraldo; these two evil SOBs are Jihadists, Muslim radicals hell bent on killing Americans. They have no virtues known to the western world that come close to what we know as NORMAL.

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  40. Suspect in Custody! You heard it here first on Tonys Kansas City!!!!!!!

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  41. Heehee we beat the dead tree Star too!

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  42. Beat them off!

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  43. So where was rizzo on the parks thing? Tony, bring one neighborhood or city or parks leader who has talked to jj once this year.

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  44. Zeo Dark Waterton doesn't really have a ring to it.

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  45. "I LOVE eating niggers and other fags COCK!!! So WHAT????" N-word guy 4/19/13

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  46. And now, back to your regularly scheduled rapes, murders and armed robberies.

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  47. ..... and teen mobs on the Plaza.

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  48. Where is Jack Ruby when you need him?

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  49. The hell with Claire McCaskill. She voted FOR Obama's gun control bullshit.

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  50. Alonzo be on in a while saying how he alone lead the FBI to the bombing suspect.


    Anybody know what a Boston Marathon Boming suspect is?

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  51. My only question is how can blacks love Obama so much when they're doing so bad?

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  52. J.J. will soon be starring in the remake of "The Invisible Man... type casting.

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