This isn't promo because I'm not getting any cash from it AND the most hardbody band in recent history is too gully to sell out even while peddling their merch . . .
Streetside: Horribly disgusting band Gwar debuts its barbecue sauce at Grinders
Favorite line from presser copy . . . "GWAR-B-Q is mostly made out of the blood of really hot chicks. It was a terrible waste of fine ass, but ultimately worth it because this sauce is absolutely delicious."
Meanwhile . . . Our respect for STRETCH continues to increase given that he has fought the Kansas City Toy Train Streecar and now hosts a mythic band at his place.
Stretch & Grinders are wonderful assets in our community.
ReplyDeleteGreat post stretch! You da man! Dont let the haters HATE! If they hate on you call 800.granny HATE!
ReplyDeleteJohn,123.Main.St, USA
If you can't sue the city and win may as well join em
ReplyDeleteGrinders is the portal for shit in KCMO. The food there is beyond terrible and the wait staff should be left "waiting"....
ReplyDeleteWhy is it you get the runs after eating the shit served up at this joint?
ReplyDeleteDouchebags = Stretch, Glazer, KJ, Alonzo and Kim Jong Un and oh yeah, Guy Fieri
ReplyDeleteStretch is now and always has been a gaping asshole.
ReplyDeleteSo a guy who calls himself Balsac make a BBQ sauce that tastes like ass and charges $10 a pop for a bottle. Not only that but apparently at least one person bought it. Is there no limit to stupidity?
ReplyDeleteGwar sauce is made in K.C. at Original Juan's just like Grinders sauce.
ReplyDeleteol' Beavis an' Butt-head liked GWAR... crazy lil fucks...
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