The 2013 Greater Kansas City International Auto Show was a really great place to goof off this afternoon for about an hour. Even better, the visit offered a nice opportunity to switch things up and post a photo montage to finish off Friday evening on the blog.
Walked in to see Dana and Parks talking with JoCo Congressman Kevin Yoder . . . It was nice to see the suburbanites visit the Kansas City, Missouri loop and leave without taking any jobs.
Had to bother the Kansas City Radio duo on my way back as well . . .
Confession: There are a lot of cool cars in the world. Corvette is the TKC fave.
The new model looks clean and KICK-ASS as always.
And then . . .
Huge electric car tech display dominated the center of the Auto Show and reminded everyone that cars are getting about as lame as the weather.
Random: Ford Gnome.
Kansas City Royals Mascot Sluggerrr was nice enough to pose for a quick snapshot.
Yes, that's my reflection in this new Lincoln and I am carrying two armloads of free swag.
Mini-Cooper in orange because dating isn't an option for everyone.
Mazdas aren't my bag but this finish made it look like Batman's car.
The Army was in the house with their cars and demonstrating new tech that will probably be on American streets sooner than anyone wants to admit.
On the way out, I noticed the cars lined up at a stoplight on the street and that quickly interrupted the auto show fantasy that miles of open road await a driver after a new purchase. Cars are great but they're all headed for the scrap yard soon enough.
And of course this post was powered by my favorite classic 80s auto-tune (lol, more puns) . . .
One more thing. . . Mo Rage sends us this car-related link . . . Judge: Town's speeding cameras are '3 Card Monty' scam
We'll have more this weekend but tonight we feast on fish tacos on this Lenten Friday and remain grateful for the folks who found this blog useful during the work week.
Hopefully, more later . . .
Looks like they found a solution to the floor space gap. Not bad.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fat, white snooki lookin cunt Dana Wright is. She must have sucked some good dick in her days to get where she's at. She sucked on TV and she sucks worst on the radio. She must have laid on her back vulped a look of goo or gave up her butt hole to last this long in the media.
ReplyDeleteAutoshow Oh no, private cars will soon be a thing of the past. We all need to ride the bus. Private car owners will be called terrorist and be droned. True story bro
ReplyDeleteNext time out on the coast, we'll see if we can get our hands of a vette. Nice photos T.
ReplyDeleteIncredible shrinking car show. Not even half of what it was 10 years ago.
ReplyDeleteLOL Dana is a true asshole!
ReplyDeleteWatch out. Scott will throw you off their blog for talking about Dana like that!
ReplyDeleteI am very happy to see good American commerce like this car show that has certainly received community support.
ReplyDeleteI am also pleased to see the honor with which the city council welcomed the KC Renegades to the area.
I certainly wish that Jackson County would pay for the luxury suite at the Renegades' games that it reserved but has not paid for.
Jeremy is working hard, so it is sad to see Jackson County making his job even more difficult by withholding payment for a luxury suite that the County Executive and Legislature ordered.
Scenes from the last dying agonal gasps of this terminal empire.
ReplyDeleteI hope that whenever Tony gets around to posting the week's Power Rankings that JEREMY PLOEGER makes the first slot. He is a young mover and shaker.
ReplyDeleteKMBZ attracts Republicans like shit attracts flies.
ReplyDeleteParks and Wreck.....Meh. He's a muttonhead. She's a muffintop.....on the prowl for mancake batter. Typical Glazerrrrrrrrrr-girllllllllllllll.
ReplyDeletethat is NOT 'the' new vette. that's the current C6. figures that KC can't even snag the new C7 that every other auto show in the world can see.
ReplyDeleteI was at my nigga Chad's house down the street. He had a few people over. He had me, my nigga Mike, and another girl named Britney. She had a short skirt on and I wanted to get inside of it.
ReplyDeleteI told her, "Bitch raise your skirt up."
She said, "No I'm scared."
I asked her, "You ain't no virgin is you?"
She said yes.
I said, "No you ain't trick you're a fucking slut and you fucking know you are."
I raised her skirt up, ripped her panties off stuck my dick inside her, nutted in her and got her pregnant.
Made her have a abortion afterwords and then the same day ripped her panties off, nutted in her and got her pregnant again.
Unforgivable.
Nice pics.
ReplyDeleteInteresting that Tony uses phrases like "..not my bag" and likes Corvettes.
How the fuck old are you?
I like "Vettes" and quit using phrases like "..not my bag" right after I got outta the service in 1973.
How about a video from the Cowsils next week?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi0CqIeLjkQ
I love the flower girl too!
:)
Parks and Wreck. That is cruel and very funny.
ReplyDeleteGive the mazda a second look. it's cheaper and runs better than most American overpriced suvs.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the new Yugo?
ReplyDeletelol!
ReplyDeleteTony, you couldn't even get your ft ass into/out of a Vette'. Better stick with the Buick.
ReplyDeleteAre the new Chevy Volts out yet...ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteI bet Dana can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
ReplyDeleteDana is always doing ads for a weight loss doc. She's not a good spokesperson for the guy; she looks like a Teletubbie.
ReplyDeletewhen fell like puking i listen to dana & parks she coudn't get me in the mood to jackoff
ReplyDeleteAwesome car collection. A very nice auto show. The collective car is really so smart.
ReplyDeleteDang dana, you sounded anoyinng, but sounds like you got a dump in your trunk
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