Mike Tyson Cancels On Kansas City



Sad news regarding a boxing legend . . .

Mike Tyson has canceled the Kansas City stop on his crazy one-man-show tour

Sadly, I can't help thinking that he might have made time for this town if we had a toy train streetcar.

Comments

  1. Wow, what a loss. Tyson, Spike Lee, Undisputed Truth....lack of ticket sales.....hmmmm

    Maybe you should write a one man play for Glazerrrrrrrrrr Tony. Undisputed Bullshit.

    Has Glazerrrrrrrrrrrr asked you to be a follicle donor yet? You beaners have great hair.

    Has he given you a ride in his Lotus? Did he take you to the Plaza for ice cream?

    He's gonna be so pissed when he realizes that you are using him in your tongue and cheeky way.

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  2. That stinks. I was planning to go see him. From all the reviews I've read and what I had seen on TV, it is supposed to be very entertaining. Hopefully he reschedules soon.

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  3. He wants the 15K...

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  4. The other NIGGERS stole the $15,000. before Tyson even had a chance to. Too fucking bad.

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  5. I heard that Tyson will be staring as Professor Henry Higgins this summer in the Starlight production of My Fair Lady.

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  6. What else is new? Everybody drops out on Kansas City. Haven't you notices the exodus among media personalities. It's no suprise that entertainers no longer want to venture here. Besides, we can't even clear snow properly. I'm sure that bit of news has made it all across the nation by now. This town sucks! Silicon Prairie my ass!

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  7. Well. at least he isn't totally punch drunk!

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  8. Kansas City is FLY-OVER country, unless your a criminal then KC is easy pick-ins. It's not called Killa City for NOTHING !!!! LOL.

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  9. It's just pretty bad, when you can't even entice some crazy fucking NIGGER to come to town. Oh yeah, we already have enough of those..

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  10. This was pretty ridiculous when this was cancelled.

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