KANSAS CITY MEDIA STUMBLES ALL OVER ITSELF TO HONOR RICH, OLD, BELOVED AND NOW DEAD WHITE LADY ADELE HALL!!!

Forget about the KANSAS CITY TRIPLE MURDER NIGHT, local media seems more interested in honoring the legacy of rich, old and recently deceased white lady Adele Hall.

SORRY, BUT DIDN'T THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT MAKE IT COOL TO DESPISE THE RICH 1% LAST YEAR?!?! IS THAT TREND ALREADY OVER?!?! BECAUSE I JUST FINISHED SAVING UP TO BUY A T-SHIRT!!!

Anyhoo, check the celebratory coverage that doesn't really have any impact on the lives of 99.9% of all Kansas City residents:

Adele Hall, 'first lady of Kansas City,' dies

Tributes pour in after Kansas City icon Adele Hall dies

Philanthropist Adele Hall dies at 81

KC civic leader Adele Hall dies

Longtime civic leader Adele Hall dies

KC Philanthropist Adele Hall Has Died in Hawaii

For the record, I'm not "hating" on the dead, rich, white lady . . . I care about her about as much as she cared about me.

However, there is one more aspect of this upper-class tribute coverage that's exceptionally offensive.



While Adele Hall might have been a very nice lady . . .

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT IDA McBETH IS THE FIRST LADY OF KANSAS CITY!!!

Still, I don't want to interrupt public grief and I'm pretty sure none of her family read or care about this blog . . . R.I.P Adele Hall. She will certainly be mourned in the media far more than any of the murder victims in this city . . . Many of whom were innocents gunned down and have a lot more in common with locals than this really nice rich, old white lady.