Kansas City seems locked into pointless traditions during this season of meaningless sentiment.
Don't get it twisted . . . The Mayor's X-mas Tree Fund is a great cause even if The Mayor in Olathe has actually been raising more cash for charity as of late.
Nevertheless . . . Tonight's lighting was all about happy thoughts and wasting energy in hopes of attracting the tourism dollars of stingy suburbanites . . . Never mind that this scheme almost never works.
Anyhoo . . . There's a lot of reasons this tradition is kinda ugly. It starts with the Hallmark X-mas branding focused on selling consumers ornaments that they don't need.
However . . . Corporate co-branding is kind of a Kansas City tradition even if involves giving away the store.
What really comes to mind when we're talking the Mayor's X-mas tree is this:
THE MAYOR'S X-MAS TREE IN KANSAS CITY HAS CONSISTENTLY BEEN ONE OF THE UGLIEST DISPLAYS IN ALL OF THIS COWTOWN!!!
Don't blame my poor photo quality . . . I'm actually getting pretty damn good.
The problem is the skimpy, deep forest discount tree that just looks as if it came from some part of the forest better left undisturbed. I'm pretty sure this is the tree the Bigfoot used for a toilet for at least a decade.
Anyhoo . . .
We are now heading deep into the Kansas City X-mas season where forced sentimentality and fake smiles rule the day.
Enjoy!!!
DEVELOPING . . .
I like it. Don't be grinch.
ReplyDeleteWho decorated that tree?
ReplyDeleteI swear can't anything in this fucking city ever look right?
Did Kyle James decorate this fucking three? Looks crooked. Maybe he was Sotally Tober.
ReplyDeleteHey, is this like the 4th of July?
ReplyDeleteYou know, where Chris Rock says "This is a white person's holiday"?
Just curious, wanting to know if there is some guilt we are all missing out on.
Looking for some clarification.
Guilt?
ReplyDeleteWher da flass mob is ?
ReplyDeleteCute nutcracker.
ReplyDeleteYeah, thats right, fuck Christmas.
ReplyDeleteHAPPY FUCKIN KWANZA MUTHERFUKKERS!!
Lets decorate our fuckin mailboxes (The new multiculturalistic, diversity symbol of Christmas.) with pictures of King Samir Shabazz, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson (AND HIS THIEVIN FUCKIN KID.), and all the Black Elves of Christmas, who, in this holiday season, bring us more government cheese, by way of the sweat of European, White invention.
Thank you Jesus, for multiculturalism (I know the violence, rape, murder and assault is a test. We accept this and welcome the violence, rape, murder and assault that is endemic in cities like Kansas City, where DIVERSITY rules.), and the ability to see, but NOT SEE.
That shit has come in handy in Detroit, and everywhere (IN THE FUCKIN WORLD)where there is justice, now finally justice AFTER peace.
You know, places like South fuckin Africa, where Johannesburg is the fuckin murder capital of the world.
Thank you Jesus, and thank you diversity.
You know, like in Europe, where the fabric, the absolute esscense, the granular history of the people is now being supplanted for an ascending Sharia, Muslim, fuckin cocksuckin, kiss my ayatollah ass, Kumbaya , multiculturalistic c heaven.
Fuck a Christmas tree.
Lets go over, to where the CITADEL, with Terry Riley's god offices, was a beacon of the new, Kansas City Star promoted project (Lewis Diuguid, that fuckin moron.) and sing some fuckin Kwanza Carols.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
White Boys pay the bill.
Oh what fun it is to ride
Cleaver's such a shill.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Postman is the man.
He brings me the checks I need,
while white America bleeds.
Merry Christmas muthafuckas
My name is Detroit.
ReplyDeleteI was once, the advent city in America. The future of America, was inexorably tied to the future of me, The City Of Detroit.
Now I am known or HARDCORE PAWN.
I am speaking to you, the personification of Detroit.
"If, Detroit could speak, would it (Detroit), tell the truth?"
Let us, at this point in time, pretend, that it would.
DETROIT: "Sweet Jesus, kill me now. I love, I love so very much, my African American citizens."
GOD IN HEAVEN: "So do I."
DETROIT: "My power is in no way, what it was, but, I think, there must behope. The families who used to live here, they built America. The cars, the asembly line, the inovations, the European history and benefits, come on GOD, will we, do we, must we, apologize?
GOD IN HEAVEN: "Don't make a mistake. Your time is done. Yes, you should apologize. Guilt, guilt is the lubricant of white stupidity and the destruction of same."
DETROIT: "I am sorry, I apologize. There is now, no doubt, no way anyone can beoieve otherwise, the truth. White people have killed Amerrica."
So the Mayor lights up a Xmas tree, and the morons of KC fuckers think its cool!!! There are more sheep in your city than I thought!!!! Keep them there!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Chuck makes my spirit bright once again.
ReplyDeleteHA HA chuck on a roll tonight
ReplyDeleteSad but true Chuck.
ReplyDeleteDon't be surprised if all the Hallmark Christmas cards say "Feliz Navidad" this year. They closed the Topeka plant, didn't they?
ReplyDeletePoor white man ...
ReplyDeleteKilled the natives, enslaved the blacks, stole the southwest from the Mexicans.
Yeah, poor white man ...
Yeah just to give it away fuckstick.
DeletePoor Byron a 1/2 pint of used massenjuice sittin on his welfare ass !!!
ReplyDeleteThe tree is racist ! The picture looks lile the KKK.
ReplyDeleteIt IS the KKK, you stupid, fucking NIGGERS!!!
ReplyDeleteBiRon....you know.....STFU
ReplyDeleteHey tony, being a cynical dick doesn't make you smarter or cooler than everyone. Trust me, I gave up on that when I turned 18.
ReplyDeleteWhite folks like it because it's pretty, Niggers like it because there's more white folks to steal from!
ReplyDeletePoor white man ...
ReplyDeleteKilled the natives, enslaved the blacks, stole the southwest from the Mexicans.
yes welfare boy it's so sad isn't it and to think it's the same government that you are robbing each and every month because you are to lazy to go get a job before you point fingers go take a long hard look in the mirror oh wait bwahahahaha your suppose to be blind and can't see bwahahahaha come on we know you'er not really you just lazy and don't want to work
I wonder who got his cousin a contract watering these trees?
ReplyDeleteif you want to find ignorance, stupidity, ugliness and/or racism in Kansas City, look no further than the comments section of this blog
ReplyDeletewith the exception of Byron (not Bryon, you dolt) and a couple others, it's full
stunning stupidity
pointless, negativity and ugliness
happy holidays, haters
you especially, chuck
geez, there is no shame
No shame in gov cheese...gov cheese for evreyone
DeleteAny little minority kids playing in the fountains?
ReplyDeleteif you want to find ignorance, stupidity, ugliness and/or racism in Kansas City, look no further than the comments section of this blog
ReplyDeleteThats because it starts at City Hall first and we just work with crap and the idiots like Byron who on welfare and won't work.
Was Cindy Circo the nutcracker.
ReplyDeleteShe cracked my nuts twice
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