TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! PLAY THE TKC POLITICO SCAVENGER HUNT @ THE LADY TORCH DINNER LAST NIGHT!!!
Most may not realize that TKC has feelings too. When you cut me, I bleed and this morning I'm crying into my bowl of Lucky Charms because I wasn't comped tickets to the Greater Kansas City Women's Political Caucus Torch Dinner last night.
Harrumph!!!
So . . . As a bit of hilarious retaliation and because I think the people of Kansas City should know their political ruling class . . .
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS COLLAGE FEATURING KANSAS CITY POLITICAL PLAYERS FROM LAST NIGHT'S LADY TORCH DINNER AND LET'S SEE IF WE CAN MATCH UP SOME NAMES WITH FACES!!!
Here's how we'll play . . .
I'll provide the description and see if you can find a matching Kansas City political character for purposes of parody, satire and Democracy - I'm not sure which one.
Winner gets 500 TKC Double Bonus Points that are redeemable only in the offices of Kansas City Political Consultants WITHOUT marriage, substance abuse, legal, health or financial problems i.e. NOWHERE.
Can you find?
Former Northland Council Dude Not Afraid To Flex On The GOP?
Downtown Political Lady Who Broke The Heart Of Young Lesbian
FUNIONS!!!
Young Latino Power Player
Ward Parkway Corridor Reason To Vote Republican
Young Biz Lady And Jackson County Lady With No Friends
Man About Town And The Old School Jackson County Boss Lady Who Beat A Fed Rap
Stripper, Comedienne And Feminist. Seriously.
The Only Fire Dude Unafraid To Say Hi To TKC In Public.
The Nicest And Worst Council Lady In Kansas City
The Missouri Democrat With The Biggest Fundraising Win
Find them all . . . Come up with better jokes than TKC.
And somebody wake-up 1978 and tell it to pick up a leftover heterosexual-man-hating ideology still at play in Kansas City politics.
Developing . . .
Only a handful of people showed up compared to just a few years ago.
ReplyDeleteI see Jason and that's all I need to see!! Yummy!
ReplyDeleteWhy does Jason Kander buy his suits in the boys department of J.C. Penneys and opt for the "free" alterations?
ReplyDeleteLame.
ReplyDeleteAccurate as hell.
ReplyDeleteBoring. 41's squirrley acorn winter weather forecast! is more exciting.
ReplyDeleteHorrible lineup
ReplyDeleteNo wonder a wanna-be man like Tony was there. It is only the metrosexual (or sissy) type of male that shows up there anymore. How much you want to be that the shit-eating worm Kevin Hennossy was there looking all concerned with the women folk's gripes while serving as Dutch Newman's kept-man and body servant? And the thought of that does not make you lose your breakfast on your keyboad then you are not paying attention to reality.
ReplyDeleteJeremy LaFever is really smart and accomplished. No, I mean it. And he has a great way about him. He does not come across as insincere or hackish at all. Not at all. And he laughs at all the right moments, never too much. Very impressed by this guy. [Note the slight sarcasm above.]
ReplyDeleteAs in all professions, there are many skills a politician can develop on the job and with experience. But you cannot develop the "it" factor. Either you have "it" or you don't. Several KC politicians have "it" (for example, Kander). Call "it" charisma, sense of cool and ease, or comfort in one's own skin. Guys like LaFever and Moreno ain't got "it," and they never will.
Watching Dutch's slave Kevin really does turn your stomach. Get a life.
ReplyDeleteI doubt there were 200 people there.
ReplyDeleteI am sure that Hennossy's parents take pride in his exaulted position as being a kept-man to a 140 year old woman. Filth.
ReplyDeleteWho's the hottie with the pink and yellow hair? I'd like to cock-us with her. I'd even let Crystal watch in order to keep me from prematurely ejaculating. Then when I'm ready to blow I'd let Crystal stick her finger up me bum like she does Mr. Peanut.
ReplyDeleteI buy all of Jason's suits for him. End of season, Penny's Outlet. Gotta keep my man looking sharp.
ReplyDeleteSome of the pols mentioned are going to need the "it" factor right after the election. The "it" in this case being a job.
ReplyDeleteAll egos and personalties with not a serious idea among all of them. It's no wonder Jackson County and KCMO are in such terrrible shape. And getting worse.
Sorry T I have a life and better things to do.
ReplyDeleteI heard Jason was having sex with one of his campaign staff members. Kelly or something like that.
ReplyDeletePut up or shut up!
ReplyDeleteKatheryn Shields is a whale!
ReplyDeleteWho is this Kevin person?
ReplyDeleteI like the cut of his jib!
Why would any male politician go to that they hate you.
ReplyDeleteWhy liberals are losing Missouri summed up in one pic.
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