THE TKC WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



Jodie Marsh is our model for enduring hottie strength . . . To wit, take a look at Kansas City's top power players during this important Primary Week . . .

TAKE A PEEK AT THE KANSAS CITY PRIMARY WEEK POWER BROKERS!!!



1. Mayor Sly James - Mayor Sly BEAT THE STAR . . . This changes the paradigm for Kansas City politics and it's one of the strongest moves we've seen from his administration.



2. MO House Rep. Jason Holsman - Big Red powered through and took an election with a solid ground campaign and a consistent strategy utilizing voter engagement.



3. Secretary of State Candidate Jason Kander - Mr. Kander is Kansas City's greatest hope in the political spectrum and his move into a statewide race has the support of nearly every voter in this city.



4. MO House Rep. Judy Morgan - Her power play was impressive. We like that Judy won this game on the ground as well. Her critics might complain that she was supported by the old school Kansas City political establishment. HOWEVER . . . She reached out to voters throughout the area to back her up.



5. Mike Talboy - Behind the scenes outgoing MO House Rep. and Burns & Mac Lobbyist directly influenced AT LEAST A HALF DOZEN local political races. He's working Kansas City politics from the top level and more than anyone else his influence shaped the outcome of this primary.

NEWSIES



John Landsberg - He really is the gold standard of Kansas City journalists. His media blog is where all of Kansas City looks to take a look at the behind the scenes moves of journalists making the news.

Chris Hernandez - He's leaving for the Unicorn but his legacy on the Kansas City news scene will remain.

John Long - Camp KC is Kansas City's LGBT resources of record and John is a tireless advocate for this community.

Erin Little - It's nice outside and thinking about her makes all of the horrible dude viewers smile.

Danny Rotert - He's not a news dude but the news wouldn't happen without him. He's one of the most professional people in all of Kansas City politics and part of the reason why Mayor Sly stays winning over local media.

MAYOR SLY'S UPCOMING AGENDA . . .



More Taxes - The asking isn't over . . . There's another half billion on the table and WE TOLD YOU THE NEXT ASK IS COMING!!!

The Downtown Toy Train - Only a well-funded lawsuit will stop Kansas City from being railroaded.

KCPD Local Control - The consequences are scary on this one but it's happening as we speak.

The Taxpayer Subsidized Downtown Hotel - 1,000 rooms paid for by the broke-ass people of Kansas City Proper with profits all paid to corporate parents.

More Bow Ties - TKC is diametrically opposed to the Mayor's Pee-Wee Herman sense of fashion.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

Comments

  1. Your starting to take yourself to seriously Tony.

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  2. No, YOU'RE being silly.

    We've been doing power rankings for more than a year now.

    However, I do take Jodie Marsh VERY seriously. And so should you!!!

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  3. Yes it's always fun to mentally undress Erin when she wears an outfit like tonight's. Otherwise the local media is basically boring to death around here.

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  4. I think were seeing the beginnings of some kind of Boob Wars starting up among all the local television anchor ladies. This is good thing for viewers who would otherwise fall into a comatose state watching the local news.

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  5. True. Even Elizabeth Alex is going more and more "cougar" as the days go by.

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  6. Jones, Fuller, Dubill, Little . . that is some tough competition.

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  7. A few others offer some pretty stiff competition also.

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  8. Maybe Tony can add a Anchor Boobs of the Week to this roundup.

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  9. Sly beat the KC Star is like Kyle James rap career...not impressive.

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  10. KC media shuts down at 5:00 on Friday for the weekend. All they offer is YouTube till Monday.

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  11. Tonys the only media outlet that works Saturdays while everyone else farts around.

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  12. How about Cynthia Newsome???

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  13. Wrong tony! Whomever told you there's another half billion is full of shift. The real number is another 1.5 billion and burns and mac will back me up on this.

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  14. Holsman is going to settle some scores with the scum that opposed him: You dumb fucks are doomed.

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  15. "More Bow Ties - TKC is diametrically opposed to the Mayor's Pee-Wee Herman sense of fashion."

    Tony, it is a Nation of Islam thing. Worship it or die you bigot.

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  16. Agree on one thing,...Talboy is at least #5.

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