Let's start the week with a celebration of love or at least look at the lives of POWERFUL Kansas City people who are much happier than denizens of this dump of a blog.
To wit . . .
THIS WEEKEND FEATURED THE WEDDINGS OF TWO KANSAS CITY POWER PLAYERS!!!
June is wedding season and these KC POWER PLAYER NUPTIALS are far more important than all of the other chubby white broads spending their Daddy's money so they can have a big party and then get divorced in just a few short years given the overwhelmingly bad odds for recent marriages amid The Great Recession.
Former Kansas City Council Lady Beth Gottstein tied the knot over the weekend in what we hear was a beautiful ceremony . . .
Council Lady Beth was always a TKC favorite . . .
She wasn't just leggy and nice . . . Ms. Gottstein was a professional and a committed Council Lady who seemed to to care about her constituents. Obviously, I endorsed her during her general election and throughout her tenure as the d-bags who have read this blog for far too long might remember. Sadly, we don't expect Ms. Gottstein to return to public life any time soon given that she landed a doctor and seems to heading off into the Sunset as far as the nasty world of KC Politics is concerned.
And then . . .
Kansas City POWER PLAYER POLITICAL CONSULTANT Jason Parson tied the knot this weekend.
Mr. Parson is a young guy at the outset of an already successful career. Remember that Mr. Parson recently expanded his consultancy and is coming off a big win for the Zoo Tax.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THESE KANSAS CITY NEWLYWEDS!!! WE WISH BOTH OF THESE COUPLES HAPPY MARRIED LIVES THAT PROVIDE SANCTUARY FROM THE SORDID STATE OF LOCAL POLITICS!!!
Meanwhile, TKC will continue to follow the adventures of former loves via social media in between beer runs and crying while eating snack cakes in my (mom's) basement. Good times.
Aw, that's sweet.
ReplyDeleteAt the end of the day, Beth is a hottie, but her hubby is a cold fish.
ReplyDeleteIt's still sad, when you can't report successfully on Beth's wedding without having to find some NIGGER weedding to include, so as to not appear racist. It's the same story for commercials. They HAVE to include photos of NIGGERS in any ad, or risk the wrath of the terrible media. You know, they (NIGGERS) are still less than fifteen per cent of the population. So why is their exposure in the press so awfully disproportionate??
ReplyDeletefucking idiot. Nice photos tkc.
ReplyDeletePlease go away n-guy.
ReplyDeleteI finally figured out that the n-word guy is from another kc website that is trying to attack this forum. It's a dirty tactic but something that is typical. I won't say that the comment jerk isn't racist, just not in the way most people think.
ReplyDeletePlease go away NIGGERS..
ReplyDeleteGold Diggers
ReplyDeleteYou got to have money to get the chicks, and certainly so to hook the trophy wife.
ReplyDeleteParsons is an a-hole... she'll take him for everything he's got and good for her.
ReplyDeleteSurely Beth will be involved in politics again. She is too committed to the causes she supports.
ReplyDeleteAs long as the spouses understand that they will always come second when it comes to political power. Any politician would rather lose his/her spouse than an election.
ReplyDeleteIs she still in office?
ReplyDeleteIf I didn't know better, I'd think TKC is turning into a empathetic, caring, basement dweller! We seem to be getting a lot of actually nice thoughtful posts.......the heat must be getting to him (despite the fact that it's usually cool in a basement).
ReplyDeleteAs for 8:09 commenter: You sir are in fact a "Nigger" lover (to use your favorite word). It's quite clear that you are obsessed with the word and pointing your finger at everyone else. It's like the person who's constantly bashing the gays, jews, catholics, immigrants, or some other group, because you're so frightened that people will see your own faults. You pre-emptively attack others before everyone notices what a loser you are!! So please continue your self-loathing as everyone has a laugh at your expense!
Isn't that lovely? A Psychoanalyst without a couch! Too bad, he/she seems to have everything figured out. Well, I'm sorry to report that you're totally and completely misguided. I imagine you're also an idiot so please, continue to use your big words and stupid ideology.
ReplyDelete11:13, hahahahahaha!!!!! bitch be OWNED!!!! Please stick a finger up your ass, then go sit in the corner smell it.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't consider Beth a "power player."
ReplyDelete1:12 comment...."totally and completely misguided" how so? "an idiot" ?...please explain your disjointed ranting.
ReplyDelete1:30 comment "be OWNED?"....now, you're delusional, you ignorant, ill-mannered, brown-fingered, loser. You can't win against the truth, and everyone here can see that!!!
Parson had virtually nothing to do with the Zoo tax. Jeff Roe got that tax passed. Parson contributed little, if anything.
ReplyDeleteWeddings are stooopid.
ReplyDeleteWho will run for mayor in 2015?
ReplyDeleteI vote for Beth!
ReplyDeleteJust to set the record straight....I AM Byron's bitch boi and will take him up my shitter or my mouth, ANYTIME. There, just so everyone knows!!! P.S. I do like to smell my own shit on my finger.
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