TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY'S SON KYLE JAMES TOUTS HIS NEW JOB TITLE AS A "DOPE ASS RAPPER" VIA SOCIAL MEDIA!!!
Check the latest career move from Kansas City Mayor Sly's son Kyle "KJ" James . . .
SOME OF THE MOST AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS OFFER A SCREEN CAP OF MAYOR SLY'S SON KYLE TOUTING HIS "DOPE ASS RAPPER" STATUS!!!
Far be it from TKC to question how anybody could make a living from "ass rapping" but then again, I'm sure it pays better than blogging.
What does it mean?
Lots of things, but mostly that . . .
The rap music career of "KJ" will continue to undermine most of Mayor Sly's paltry agenda in the urban core whether that's fair or not.
TKC FACT CHECK . . . A question that's starting to develop on the Eastside . . . What has Mayor Sly done East of Troost? Obviously, KJ's musical offerings aren't satisfying constituents just yet.
Accordingly, "KJ" has a message for all of his online critics:
"man all the anonymous haters with harbored resentments and the bold 1z too are gunna be sick when they see how BIG im about to take this music and how dope ur boy really is with it. like it or not its gunna happen"
We like his confidence.
Regarding his questionable hip-hop credentials:
"Thought this was a gimmick? I've been rapping since I was 14 fool. Just started takin it serious now. N I'm saying it. I'm taking it to the top eschelon"
It's nice to see he's every bit as ambitious as his dad even if he lacks the same spelling skills . . . I'm not hating, my typos are far worse.
To wit . . .
TAKE A LISTEN TO MAYOR SLY'S SON LATEST SINGLE "RIPPIN" FROM HIS UPCOMING COLLECTION OF TRACKS!!!
Lots of talk of "bitches" and substance abuse that's far more politically incorrect than anything published on TKC . . . Still, it'sdanceable and provided a nice soundtrack while I was typing and Kansas City was waiting for his next screw-up.
DEVELOPING . . .
Hahahahahaha...whatta ASS DOPE!!!!hahahahaha!!!!!
ReplyDeleteToo late TKC. Mayor's staff already left the office.
ReplyDeleteIt was actually better than I expected. The other stuff that was published previously was trash but this was alright...
ReplyDeleteAnybody got a pool going on how long it will be until Kyle James is capped?
ReplyDeleteHe couldn't hold Nesto the Owner's jock-strap
ReplyDeleteKyle and Sly have ensured Kansas City as First place as laughing stock of any City.
ReplyDeleteHe's a silly boy out to hurt his parents. There is nothing special about his dirty talk. Oh yea "rap"
ReplyDeleteJesus, that sounded worse than I thought it would.
ReplyDeleteThe kid is literally destroying himself and his family in a paroxysm of misdirected, self destructive behaviour that seeks to justify assumption of an defective thug identity that would embarrass everyone from Napolean Dynamite to Tupac and then back again to Beaver Cleaver.
The kid's insecurity, which I guess we can assume is a product of standing in his dad's shadow, or some other social pathology picked up on the mean streets of Pem Day, is overwhelming.
It feels like he could actually blow into pieces screeching his own praises in the usual metronomic thug-ass shit heel track meant for morons, shugs and shit heels.
Poor fucker.
I feel kinda bad for him and his family.
Really.
Well the Dope part is right
ReplyDeleteOne more thing, buy that kid some fuckin glasses.
ReplyDeleteSheesh...
I like the cut of this guy's jib!
ReplyDeleteThat family would make one heeluva reality show. They could even have guest appearances by Tony. And folks though it couldn't get any crazier than tose two hippies acting as co-mayors?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Mayor Silverback could pull some strings and his pride and joy could rap the National Anthem at the all star game.
ReplyDeleteHe has a whole whopping ten fans on Facebook.
ReplyDeleteThat kid is stupid, and that means Sly is a lousy father.
ReplyDeleteIn case Kyle's wondering, he can fuck all the fat white trash blonde losers he wants to,nobody cares! The reason that they are with you, Kyle, is that no self-respecting white man will have anything to do with them.
ReplyDeleteBetter title: Sly's shame.
ReplyDeleteHe is like pretty much every young black male. They all think they will be pro basketball players or rappers. Their back-up plan is dropping out of high school and living on welfare their entire lives.
ReplyDeleteMay we please get some news about Sly's Transgendered son? I do not think Sly put any pictures of either of his sons, or his wife, on his campaign literature. What a dad!!
ReplyDeleteDuz he rap bout bein reel in all hiz dayz in da prep schoolz?
ReplyDeleteIs he trying to rap his way out of the ghetto.
ReplyDeleteAre the mansions in upper Hyde Park really that bad?
Gayer than AIDS
ReplyDeleteHe will be the next Tech N9ne.
ReplyDeleteDon't ask who that is.
"Dope Ass Rapper" = he's the guy in jail who's responsible for wrapping up the contraband dope in condoms and inserting the packages into the inmates asses. Yes, I do believe he's hit the big time as they're calling him the "brown man" (UPS).
ReplyDeleteA dope-assed rapper would communicate his urban intentions. A dope ass rapper communicates Kyle's idiotic proclivity for "rapping" (i.e., having sex with) ass, male or female. So the mayor's son likes to have sex with men and women in the ass. What a statement of diversity, you haters!
ReplyDeleteDamn, someone write a sitcom or movie about the James family! Call it "The Mayor and the Homeboy!"
ReplyDeleteOh boy, where to start.
ReplyDeleteCliched, worn out, unoriginal rap track and I am sure the rest of his songs sound about the same. Maybe when he gets locked up fo' real his mix tape will sell tens of hundreds to white kids in joco wanting to be gansta.
Gonna be one spoiled angry young man when the fantasy come crashing down.
ReplyDeleteIdiot white boy!
ReplyDeleteMixed boyz always be ovah-compens8tin
ReplyDeleteLeave the man alone, let him pursue his dream. If you don't like his music, try classical. He is the Mayor's son don't hate him for that. If he likes white women, so what? Young people will express themselves in ways that we may not always agree, but at least give them right to do so, including the mayor's son.
ReplyDeleteGo on and do your thing KYLE, and don't let haters discourage you.
Fucking christ, this whole scenario was already made into a movie folks! Malibu's Most Wanted. He needs to start calling himself B-rad hahaha
ReplyDeleteSly and his wife seem like accomplished people, and I'm sure Kyle has had plenty of advantages.
ReplyDeleteWhat a shame he has chosen to act like a common thug.
God, this kid is garbage. Don't know what I expected coming from this idiot.
ReplyDelete-Cowboy
Fact is that just as he wasn't able to defend that friend of his who got killed by his side, Kyle wouldn't be able to do shit if someone decided to check him in real life. Tough guy? What a sucker...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tonyskansascity.com/2012/04/shocker-kyle-james-reportedly-gets-his.html