TKC SUNDAY SPECIAL!!! GORILLAS GONE WILD AT THE KANSAS CITY ZOO!!!



I hate posting on Sundays but this is the most AWESOME thing that has happened all week:

A couple of gorillas escaped their enclosure and all guests in one portion of the zoo have been evacuated.

Hoping nobody was hurt but also not-so-secretly wishing that the ape makes it downtown and climbs a few buildings.

DEVELOPING . . .

Comments

  1. u r stupid.

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  2. that was pretty fugin funny.

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  3. Well wouldn't want the ape hurt but yes a ape running loose in the downtown or Plaza area would be a hoot no doubt.

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  4. more entertaining than P&L

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  5. nigga on PCP????

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  6. It was a case of mistaken identity.

    It was later learned to be Alonzo Washington trying to drum up media coverage for himself.

    He was subsequently returned to his home in western Wyandotte county.

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  7. Please no jokes about KC's mayor Sly James. He already has enough problems.

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  8. Ape on the loose at the zoo? Call Yael Abouhalkah...No wait a minute...he's safely behind his computer bashing public safety personnel.

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  9. If the poor sonofabitch makes it to 63rd Street, he'll be the victim of a mistaken-identity drive by.

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  10. Just so you know2/19/12, 6:35 PM

    A dj I know said it was Glazer stoned out of his mind on the loose at the zoo wanting to mate with the other gorillas

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  11. Inafunkaboutthefunk2/19/12, 6:45 PM

    Anon 523PM... It's not Mayor Sly "Geel Good" James... It's the Funk, good old Mayor Smartwithnothinghouser!!!

    We want the Funk!! We want he Funk!!

    We want the Funk... to stay out of town... FOREVER!!!

    Too d he couldn't take his crummy house with him :(

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  12. This story is just too easy to even comment on.

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  13. The obvious racial comments on this story, are so abysmally disgusting on any level, I refuse to comment on the story.

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  14. chuck,i think you know that tony is trying to bait people,in-fact im certain you know.
    tony,i see you watched eddie griffens' attempt at comedy last night.come up with your own shit dude.

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  15. I'm with you, Chuck.

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  16. I think Chuck was trying to be ironic.

    Tony needs to watch some new movies.

    King Kong is old school.

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  17. If you don't feel the need to comment then please don't. Leaving a comment that states you will not comment is in fact a comment!

    The gorillas were wildin'

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