MUST SEE!!! ALONZO WASHINGTON FEATURED IN ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT JET MAGAZINE ISSUES EVER PUBLISHED!!!
The Kansas City Crime Fighter Alonzo Washington is going to be featured in a Jet Magazine that's sure to be a collector's item.
Here's the cover:
Dead Tree Media has a lot of downside but the permanence of this EPIC cover in a legendary publication is certainly worth a look.
Despite the haters . . .
ALONZO WASHINGTON CONTINUES HIS IMPORTANT WORK TO REDUCE CRIME AND HELP KEEP NEIGHBORHOODS SAFE . . . HIS CONTINUED NATIONAL SPOTLIGHT IS NOT ONLY WELL DESERVED BUT IMPORTANT IN KEEPING THE TOPIC OF LOCAL VIOLENCE ON BLAST!!!
Congratulations to Mr. Washington . . . Our apologizes to a few readers who might be eating their hearts out right now.
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Here is the cover of the Jet Magazine that I am in this week!!!
KC Crime Fighter Alonzo Washington to be in March edition of Jet Magazine.
Hey Alonzo this is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
ReplyDeleteWith a little are brushing and lots of botx, Al Brooks and Carol Coe could be in this issue too.
ReplyDeletePR is where it's at!
Alonzo, it's still a second (or third) rate, black magazine, not like a Time or Newsweek. No big deal, just a BET rag. Not like you'll ever see one on a coffee table. Maybe a bar back but not a coffee table..
ReplyDeleteTHE MOST IMPORTANT JET MAGAZINE ISSUES EVER' will be the one with the headline that reads:
ReplyDelete"Unappreciative Negroes All Shipped Back to Africa! Our Headquarters have been moved to Johannesburg."
Next week he'll be featured on the second to last page of Hi-lites special lack history month edition. It's the most important hi lites ever. It features a moving article about Fat Albert and stymie.
ReplyDeleteEnough, already, with the self-promotion.
ReplyDeletewho is the crack hed junkie ho on de cover?
ReplyDeleteAlonzo published in a magazine no one has ever heard, where the cover story is a dead crack head.
ReplyDeleteNext story please.
Once Alonzo finds the right meal ticket he'll be out of here in an instant. I'd bet on that.
ReplyDeleteHow can black people can be fooled by Alonzo's stupidity?
ReplyDeleteTony blowing smoke up Alonzo's ass again.
ReplyDeleteGood job, Alonzo! You've continue to reach new heights despite Black hatred. Very positive and encouraging. If it was easy to do everyone would be doing it. Do your thang! Stay positive and focused.
ReplyDeleteLook ^^^^ everyone another ignorant nig. Stupid fuck
DeleteIt can't be too important if he's in it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, isn't it a sad commentary when all the African American community can put on the cover is a photo of Whitney Houston?
There are plenty of more important African Americans who could have been featured.
So what is it that this guy does to reduce crime?
ReplyDeleteHas he actually achieved crime reduction?
Why again is he such a big deal at TKC?
Funny that they pick "I steal yo tip reward" Washington as the guy from KC to feature. Wow.
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess they did also pick an all white KC company to redesign JET Magazine a while back. Thus, they probably don't know any black folk in KC.
JET??? Wow. That's fucking fantastic. Now that you've reached the big time, A-Wash, tell me and everyone else why it is that niggers insist on walking down the center of roads at any time of the day?
ReplyDeleteHe reminds me of the deacon on, "The Wire." In bed with all the crooks and establishment types, just no one notices.
ReplyDeleteSeriously... this fucking guy, is a god damn D-bag and his shameless self promotion is despicable.
If I ever ran into him, I'd be tempted to punch him and then call myself in to the, "hip2tip" line or whatever the fuck it is.
Tool Bag.
Solve KC Crime problems:
1.) Foot patrols on the east side
2.) Cameras on corners.
3.) Legalize drugs federally
Problem solved.
Alonzo carries a bad ass pair of nunchuks on him at all times.
ReplyDeleteI wouldent wanna piss him off.
And here I thought Jet folded years ago. How can any magazine be so hard up for content? I'll bet its really an advert that Alonzo paid for out of his government finances. Your tax dollars at work(sorta).
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