Bazooka's Circumvents Missouri Stripper Regs By Using Kansas City Dancer Porn



Dave Helling and Steve Kraske once again show Kansas City their journalism skill with more Kansas City stripper reporting . . .

Today's Star headline that's not as popular as I would have suspected:

Bazooka’s strip club tests limits of Missouri nudity law . . . Bazooka’s dancers can’t be naked onstage, but they can be naked on video, club says.

Clever stuff and a cute write up.

The real news according to insiders . . .

THE MISSOURI LAW HAS TURNED MORE STRIPPERS STRAIGHT TO PROSTITUTION AND "ANYTHING GOES" HOTEL PARTIES ARE THE NEW HOTNESS FOR KANSAS CITY!!!

Still . . . Missouri can pretend that outdated laws and clever workarounds will curb local vice despite Kansas City's insatiable appetite for skanks.

Comments

  1. As a taxpayer I demand that the bare facts & maked truth be exposed to this charade.

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  2. Good for Bazookas and the Girls2/2/12, 6:53 AM

    Fuck Matt Bartle who obviously has sexual hang ups that he cannot deal with.

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  3. Could you elaborate on these "anything goes" parties? Specifically where exactly they take place and the mechanism for being invited?

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  4. Anon 7:17,

    Join a swingers club. They've been around for decades.

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  5. Yeah sure, there were no hookers before this law. ARE YOU LIVING IN A DREAM WORLD? The whole business should be shut down!!!!!

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    1. If you don't like that type of entertainment don't go in there.

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    2. If you don't like that type of entertainment don't go in there.

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  6. Orphan of the Road2/2/12, 10:34 AM

    If government were a product it would be illegal to manufacture.

    Sex is dirty and filthy and should be saved for the one you love.

    A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others. - Ambrose Bierce

    The grifters ain't all on the East Side.

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  7. Women who "turn to prostitution" were already prostitutes, just non-practicing prostitutes.

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  8. We need another fact-finding trip by Kraske and Helling! Or are they still there from their last gig?

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  9. So Missouri conservatives want a business friendly environment, but want to dick already established businesses? Typical conservatives. Want to tell you how to live so that your life and morals are identical to theirs.

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  10. Considering tha "the house" has girls, booze and money to offer the politicians, I'm surprised they passed this legislation. Those capitalists on this blog that defend "the house", riddle me this would you want your mother or sister working in one of these clubs? It's a tough life and they pay a very high price for the money.

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  11. Holiday inn off plaza has them all the time

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