Fox4 hosts a rather frightening story about Kansas City Cow Sex Organ Mutilation preformed expertly . . .
"According to the police report, the cow was alive and recovering when it was last checked on Wednesday night, but was found dead the following morning.
"A veterinarian examined the cow, and determined that it’s vagina and udder had been removed. According to the police report, the vet told officers that it was a precise cut and whoever did it “knew what they were doing.” He also stated that the cow was alive when the parts were removed."
So . . . Let's forget that notion about the rural areas of this town being somehow more wholesome . . . And the blame can't be cast on Mexicans for this one given that the world is far too precise for El Chupacabra.
UPDATE . . . FOX 4 POSTED A NASTY AND GRAPHIC IMAGE OF THE MUTILATED COW!!!
There are a lot of really sick people north of the river.
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid to ask what someone does with this stuff.
ReplyDeleteNeed to find that son of a bitch before he switches to killing humans. Sick sick and sick. And dangerous. Cow today, your daughter tomorrow. Police need to take this seriously.
ReplyDeleteI am udderly shocked to hear that there is a bovine poonhound roaming loose.
ReplyDelete5:25, there are a lot of sick people everywhere.
ReplyDeleteNow this story is just delicious!
ReplyDeleteDon't blame me. I was drunk when I did it!
ReplyDeleteTheresa Garza-Ruiz is El Chupacabra, except on mornings after a drunk when El Chupacabra looks better.
ReplyDeleteThat is terrible.
ReplyDeleteHat tip to TKC, the only guy in the world who can inject racism into a story about a cow vagina mutilation. It well could have been a mexican. If you people will eat menudo, or whatever the fuck you call tripe in mexican, then a cow pussy seems right along the same lines.
ReplyDeleteThe cruelty involved in this horrific mutilation is indescribable. This monster will receive his eternal reward.
ReplyDelete1 man, 1 HUMAN man held down a 500 pound animal while he cut into and removed organs. Thinks about it..... That cow would at least not have laid on its side for the duration of the removal.
ReplyDeleteNot buying it......
Agree with 10:12.
ReplyDeleteTranquilizer... the amount of forethought and planning involved in this scares the beejeezus out of me.
ReplyDeleteSick veterinarian, med student, anyone with access to torbugesic or analogue. And someone with an axe to grind against the poor animal's owner. Go to Hell you sick insane fuck. You will be caught and you will pay.
ReplyDeleteSo someone sneaks on to KCI property, surgical removes organs from an animal in bloodless surgery with incredible medical prowess all while the cow is alive. Then, leaving no footprints, no tire tracks, and without any police or security seeing their presence, leaves the property.
ReplyDeleteSeems very puzzling.
Aliens!! Aliens landing in spaceships around the airport to avoid suspicion, and engaging in sick alien fetishes.
ReplyDeletePolice will nail this guy as soon as it dawns on them to dial up craigslist and search for "fresh cattle twats" . . .
ReplyDeleteAnd tittays, too! Look under "kc alien wares"
ReplyDeletelol @ 2:05
ReplyDeleteNice one man!