TKC humbly submits . . .
SORRY KANSAS CITY!!! BECAUSE OF MY HORRIBLE LIFE EXPERIENCE WITH WOMEN . . . I CAN TOTALLY TELL WHEN YOU'RE FAKING IT!!!
Here are news links wherein media watchers just straight up lie because they so desperately want to be part of something bigger than themselves in much the same way that most married people pretend to find meaning in the constant series of compromises which make up their lives.
LINKS:
KMBC: Another Oklahoma Earthquake Felt In KC
The Star: Another Oklahoma earthquake felt in Kansas City
KSHB: Quake likely from little-known fault
The Kansas City, Kansan: Another earthquake hits Oklahoma City, KCK residents feel aftershock
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ReplyDeleteJesus Tony, that fuckin picture and caption is fuckin hilarious.
ReplyDeleteLMAO.
Dead horse says don't beat me any more.
ReplyDeleteIt probably helps to be out of a basement and not in bed to feel these earthquakes.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin.
All you have to do to call BS is ask when they felt the quake.
ReplyDeleteIt would take quite some time for a shock in Oklahoma to travel to KC.
You mean horrible life experiences with men.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to the missing baby stories? Earthquake is the new missing baby. I felt it shaking and rumbling really bad at my house.
ReplyDeleteThen I remembered I ate a pound of velveeta and a jar of pickled peppers. It was flatulence to the extreme I felt.
Crisis averted.