TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! A FEW TKC TIPSTERS CLAIM THE KAUFFMAN PERFORMING ARTS CENTER JUST MIGHT BE ATTRACTING MORE UFOS TO KANSAS CITY!!!

Okay, let's think about this logically for just a moment.

Fact: There have been increased UFO sightings around Kansas City for the past few years.

Fact: The Kauffman Center For The Performing Arts has been making increasing progress during its construction over the past few years.

Fact: The Kauffman PAC kind looks like a spaceship and has a somewhat "otherworldly" design.

To wit . . .



AN INCREASING NUMBER OF RATHER GULLY TKC TIPSTERS NOW CLAIM THAT THE KAUFFMAN CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS COULD BE TRANSMITTING SIGNALS THAT ARE ATTRACTING UFOS!!!

Think I'm playing around?

Do you DARE to doubt the veracity of the fact that these reports are circulating around the local Internets?

Take a look . . .

"TONY, PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. DON'T DOUBT ME. DO THE RESEARCH ON YOUR OWN. THE INCREASING NUMBER OF UFOS AROUND THE KANSAS CITY AREA HAS COINCIDED WITH THE CONSTRUCTION OF THE KAUFFMAN PAC. JUST LOOK AT THE NUMBERS AND YOU WILL SEE THAT WE MIGHT HAVE A UFO MAGNET IN DOWNTOWN KC!"

A promise of more research . . .

"My colleagues and I are prepared to release a substantial amount of data which suggests that there is a very real connection to UFO phenomenon and the construction of the Kauffman Center. We have long argued that UFOs cannot be understood solely or perhaps even at all, with the means of science but to ignore this information would be foolhardy. We are preparing to release this contents of our report to the media. We just wanted to inform you first."

The last quick note from a concerned Downtown lady . . .

"Kauffman is a signal transmitter. Don't you see it? It's built facing the opposite way from Downtown. Does that even make sense from an aesthetic standpoint? The steel and the frame is shaped to carry signals, we're literally inviting UFOS to downtown. That's why there is so much activity lately. This has long been understood by our group. I'm surprised that more people don't know it yet. The media wants to keep the connection secret but nothing could be more obvious. People who visit that place need to know, they are just as likely to see UFOS as they are to see a great performance. Warn them Tony, warn them."

So there you have it.

Built near Kansas City's Westside, there is UNDOUBTEDLY a concern that The Kauffman Center For The Performing Arts just might be attracting UFOs and aliens. Non-Mexican.

DEVELOPING . . .