We've heard so much about our beloved Kansas City Star stepping up their game at City Hall and even putting new reporters in play.
Worry no longer . . .
WORD IS MIKE "WORSE THAN SEPSIS" HENDRICKS HAS BEEN SEEN LURKING AROUND KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI CITY HALL AND FAR AWAY FROM THE COMFORTS OF HIS JOCO ADDRESS!!!
Here's the money quote from somebody in the know . . .
"I just found out who the second reporter is that the Star is assigning to cover City Hall. Mr. Sepsis himself was hanging out around city hall today. It appears The Star is not actually serious about covering city hall any better, they just want to have another body around. I just thought you might like to know everyone's favorite JoCo resident is hanging out at KC's city hall. I was really hoping there would be more competition from the paper of record. "'
I don't know if this is part of the Mike Hendricks new, lower, back to reporter career path or maybe just punishment for all of his horrible analogies. Either way . . . It's all good fun and a sign that The Star is working hard to explain the inner-workings of KCMO City Hall to the residents of JoCo.
Developing . . .
I wonder whether the new publisher bought a house in Kansas and thinks that Hendricks has a brain?
ReplyDeleteIt's a good idea to have someone who lives in JOCO but pays the earnings tax that actually funds KC's operations be the one to cover city hall.
ReplyDeleteI like Mike. Don't be such a hater Tony.
ReplyDeleteFrom guest columnist to reporter in one day? Damn, you can hear Mike's career path flushing right now.
ReplyDeleteMike, Mike, Mike. You need to ask Steve Rose for HELP!
ReplyDeleteWe all know you want to be taken seriously and all, Tony, but the envy here is outrageously funny.
ReplyDeleteAlso I'm not gonna ruin the surprise for you.
It's okay Hearne. We already know. So does Tony. He's trying to be cute. FAIL.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but no one, and I mean no one, is jealous of Mike Hendricks. This is another sign that the new publisher is even dumber and more incompetent than the last two boobs who ran the paper into the ground.
ReplyDeleteHendricks can't even hack it as a part-time guest columnist much less as a reporter, so all this tells us is that if you own McClatchy stock, dump it while the dumping is good because The Star is going downhill even faster than the double D's on one of Tony's heart throbs.
Tony is jealous.
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