IT'S OFFICIAL . . . Katie Horner has been ousted from KCTV5.
They even tried to make it classy in a .PDF document and some kind of pronouncement that it's mutual. It didn't work and didn't even inspire panic.
Bottom Line Communications scooped everybody on this factoid a long time ago.
Another news hottie has been put out to pasture and somewhere a young (dirty) blonde is ambitiously waiting for her turn to excite Kansas City.
The circle of life moves forward very much like the wind that rolls through the Westside and kicks up the trash on the street from the hipsters.
Sigh.
Good riddance.
ReplyDeleteaww bye Katie. i thought you were riveting.
ReplyDeleteKatie, Katie, poor Katie, I can't watch the weather without you.
ReplyDeleteMany of us will miss you Katie. Best of luck and stay classy...unlike the d-bag above and TKC!
ReplyDeleteKatie will be missed. Without her hysterics there is no reason to watch KCTV5.
ReplyDeleteUm, Tony. I believe you forgot the BIG RED CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!
ReplyDeleteThis story demands it.
HALLELUJAH
ReplyDeleteSo does this mean Gary Amble gets his original job back?
ReplyDeletePut a young little hottie who likes to nip out on there.
ReplyDeleteI hate to see anyone lose a job, but Katie was a bit much. I suspect she inspired Channel 4's "calm during the storm" tagline.
ReplyDeleteGary Amble, as I recall, did not want to be chief meterologist because he wanted more time with his family.
hysterical departure.
ReplyDeleteNow if we can just CAN our shitty police deparment.
ReplyDeleteI hope, if she is replaced by a younger person and had no disciplinary issues, she sues them for age discrimination!
ReplyDeleteAnd trash the wind kicks up it is.
ReplyDeleteI heard she was a real bitch to her coworkers.
ReplyDeleteTo Anonymous at 221pm---
ReplyDeleteActually, Amble was bumped down to mornings when "Tornado Katie" went to then news director Don North and threatened to file a sex discrimination lawsuit if she wasn't made the chief meteorologist.
KAAAAAATTTTTTIIIIIIE COME BACK!
ReplyDeleteThey want some young bimbo who knows how to smack her lips on camera. Then again maybe this trend is the beginning of women being shoved out the work force and back into the kitchen.
ReplyDeleteKCTV5 application:
ReplyDeleteAre you a hooker?
Ghost: Interesting. And believable. I hope he gets to be chief meterologist if he wants the job. He's calm and reassuring, which will be a nice change from...well, Katie.
ReplyDeletegonna miss that MILF cameltoe!
ReplyDeletefinally....what KCTV 5 needs in a big busted, hot weather bunny...then we wouldn't care if she scared us...
ReplyDeleteWe have spent a great deal of time talking about her future...... lol fired.
ReplyDeleteI am going to miss seeing that ass poured into a pair of slacks.
ReplyDeleteI will never watch KCTV5 again.
ReplyDeleteI will start watching KCTV5 again.
ReplyDeleteShe was kind of a cunt to a bunch of cancer women at last year's Komen race. I never watched her weather reports, but after seeing that, I was pretty unimpressed with her. KC probably can't get lucky enough for Komen to also drop her.
ReplyDeleteLove to watch a thunder storm in bed with little Miss Katie. I'll miss you.
ReplyDeleteThinking of your cunt Katie!!!
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