Today Mike "Garbage Wrapped In Skin" Henricks proves that he's even more clueless and misinformed than so many of those d-bag SEO experts who read a couple of books, learn some jargon and then claim to know the mind of Google.
Yes . . . I'm sure outdated infrastructure and hanging electric wires helped the ubiquitous search company bring Google Fiber to KCK . . . Or maybe it was the small square mileage of KCK or maybe it was a really nice letter, possibly the central location . . . See what I mean?
Nobody knows what Google does but Google and all of the people who guess are just spouting presser copy or revealing their ignorance . . . To be fair, maybe Hendricks is doing both this morning in his sorry excuse for a tech column that would shame even Ric Romero and hopefully provoke a fight.
In any event, a rather AWESOME TKC TIPSTER caught Hendricks bothering somebody at yesterday's presser and a rather KICK-ASS COMIC CAPTION is the result. Maybe one day Henricks will be able to see it when they finally get around to printing the Internets.