AN AWESOME TKC TIPSTER CAPTIONS MIKE HENDRICKS AND HIS TYPICALLY LAME WRITING ON GOOGLE FIBER!!!

Today Mike "Garbage Wrapped In Skin" Henricks proves that he's even more clueless and misinformed than so many of those d-bag SEO experts who read a couple of books, learn some jargon and then claim to know the mind of Google.

Yes . . . I'm sure outdated infrastructure and hanging electric wires helped the ubiquitous search company bring Google Fiber to KCK . . . Or maybe it was the small square mileage of KCK or maybe it was a really nice letter, possibly the central location . . . See what I mean?

Nobody knows what Google does but Google and all of the people who guess are just spouting presser copy or revealing their ignorance . . . To be fair, maybe Hendricks is doing both this morning in his sorry excuse for a tech column that would shame even Ric Romero and hopefully provoke a fight.

In any event, a rather AWESOME TKC TIPSTER caught Hendricks bothering somebody at yesterday's presser and a rather KICK-ASS COMIC CAPTION is the result. Maybe one day Henricks will be able to see it when they finally get around to printing the Internets.