On the surface some would say that age is a number that's not as important as the size of a bank account given the recent nuptial news of one of my heroes:
Hugh Hefner Engaged to Playmate Crystal Harris
However, Crystal Harris is such an amazing hottie that it would be improper to suggest anything impolite about her impending marriage to Hugh Hefner.
And while so many Kansas City politicos, newsies, football teams and residents might fake it all the way into next year and beyond . . . Somehow I'm still holding out hope for the idea that love can triumph over a 60 year age difference or at least that 20-something chicks are starting to explore all kinds of different options amid the ongoing Great Recession. While Playmates might always be above my paygrade, there might be a time when the back issue Hustler broads go on layaway. Who knows?
Hopefully, more links and content in a bit . . . Stay Tuned.
I gotta hand it to teh guy, I can't imagine what a fuckin pain in the ass it would be to have to get MARRIED to some 24 yr old girl and I'm only 61.
ReplyDeleteBrutal...
That old poon hound knows what he likes.
ReplyDeleteBetter check with the doctor to see if he's healthy enough for sexual activity....
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't have to fuk it I would just pee all over her....what a beautiful site!
ReplyDeleteThat's probably about all Hugh can do, and, at his age, it may take him a while to do that.
ReplyDeleteThink about it. Crystal's grandma is still too young for Hef.
ReplyDeleteCan you publish any photos of Crystal's grandma?
ReplyDeleteCan you publish any photos of Crystal's grandma?
ReplyDeleteCan you publish any photos of Crystal's grandma?
ReplyDeleteand what has that got to do with Kansas City?
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