Credit to Chris Hernandez for finding another local example of prudish parents spoiling what sounds like a good time.
"In south Kansas City neighbors are outraged that a children's pumpkin patch would set up right next to an adult nightclub . . . A nearby resident is outraged because Funtown is right next door to the adult nightclub "Pure", which is in a building that has been a strip joint for decades."
Because Matt Bartle is spooked by strippers showing their goodies, so-called "adult entertainment" isn't even as captivating as a Victoria's Secret commercial nowadays. And while I understand the importance of creating a "family friendly" environment (not really) . . . A pumpkin patch full of skanks sounds like something that would earn far more traffic than a place reserved for local dorks and their rugrats.
I would be more worried about a pumpkin patch next to any highway rest stop where I saw Sen. Bartles' car parked.
ReplyDeleteMatt just come out.
Matt is now schtupping John Travolta.
ReplyDeleteWho cares.
ReplyDeleteIt's not right next door, it's down the highway at least 300 feet away.
ReplyDeleteThank you. There's nothing "next door" to the club. OMG, there's a race track and fire station "next door" to a strip club!!! The outrage!!@!@!@
ReplyDeleteHello? Have you people been there? There's about 6 buildings in that area. It's not a big deal. Crybabies.
This is perfect for Matt Bartle. He can go check on the enforcement of his new law at the strip club and then head over and leer at all the little boys. he is a ghey perv.
ReplyDeletethose pumpkin halves must be cold and slimy against the girls' breasts. Must feel like a GOP fuck.
ReplyDeleteI wanna goooo! ROAD TRIP :)
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