So much Kansas City investment was supposed to draw the middle-class back Downtown. Sadly, that plan has seemingly worked out ass-backwards:
"A 21-year-old man was shot in the buttocks early Monday after leaving a downtown club that has drawn police and city attention for alleged problems with crowds and violence."
Your ass joke was better than mine because I'm not really an expert on the subject. Then again, I'm guessing that a bullet wound to the buttock is just like so much local debt to support the Downtown Club Scene: It stinks.