Let's check out yet another example of the egregious abuse of power put on by Mayor Funky during his last days in City Hall.
RATHER AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS HAVE PROVIDED A LOOK AT THE MAYOR'S DOUBLE PARKING SPACES THAT ARE DRAWING A GREAT DEAL OF CRITICISM AT CITY HALL!!!
Here's some reporting from the scene of the shameful parking spaces: "Look at this. Two spots!?!?!?"
As the city employee who sent these to me said . . .
"I have been going in and out of the garage for 15 years. Neither Cleaver nor Barnes had spots marked like this. There was one spot that they always parked in, it was unmarked, but kept clear by the garage attendant. Now we have royalty, King Mark and Queen Gloria."
This decidedly crass parking signage comes from a Mayor who has betrayed nearly every one of his campaign promises and is now nothing more than a lame duck waiting to be put out of his political misery.
Developing . . .
Just plain folks.
ReplyDeleteAnd she even insisted on being referred to as "Mayor."
Stupid Bitch
They should at least ride together.
ReplyDeleteAnd I see that this garage has handicapped spaces labeled, but occupied by anybody who is not disabled. Handicapped employees are banned from this garage.
Haha, I saw this when I was at City Hall the other day. Mark is still driving his old Corolla. :)
ReplyDeleteThe fact that they need two spaces marked mayor is the real disgusting aspect of this action.
ReplyDeleteTony, leave this one up as your lead post all day. They deserve the full treatment on this one.
So do the ball-less wonders of the old-time media like Mahoney and Kraske.
One thing is for sure: The space that Gloria parks in will have unslightly stains on it soon - just like her infamous sweatpants.
A volunteer gets her own parking space? She must be a VIP.
ReplyDeleteIf I were a vandal, I'd sneak in there at night & change mayor to co-mayor.
GLORIA: "Funk, I need my own parking space, when I fly in on my broom, it musses my hair."
ReplyDeleteMAYOR: *Nervous caugh* "Yes my liege, however, as you may remember, you were actually never voted in to any ELECTED office, and the press might pick up on this and make me look bad."
GLORIA *Whispers incantation, a griffin emerges from under her dress and begins to slurp at the drinking fountain* "Sweetheart, you let me and Deb Herman worry about looking bad, give me that Irish guy's spot, you know, Riley, that way it won't look racist".
MAYOR "GODDAMNIT GLORIA, GET THAT FUCKIN THING OUTA HERE!"
GLORIA "Keep your voice down Funk, I will go to the next city council meeting in my Wiccan Queen dress and trun the water in city hall to blood!! NOW I WANT THAT FUCKIN SPOT!!!" *Griffin flys over to elevator gets on, punches basement, doors close*
GLORIA "There, ya happy?"
MAYOR *Kisses a hidden crucifix*"I will tell the paddy fuck Riley he is out."
GLORIA "God an his angels guard my sacred throne, I shall long become it."
Tara come to my tent.
ReplyDeleteIf you think the parking situation is ridiculous, you should see the preparations and turmoil for Gloria's arrival on the elevators to the 29th floor in the morning!
ReplyDeleteThis is the 35th largest city in the country?
The Co-mayors final hours are not going to be pretty.
ReplyDeleteChuck - You are a good writer with a great sense of humor! Have a good day at work.
ReplyDeleteWhat do they even need a parking spot for he's never at city hall.He's at home more than anywhere else.
ReplyDeleteHow did these parking spots just get painted with only 6 months to go in his term. This is a defiant stand by the Co-mayors.
ReplyDeleteBig fat hairy deal, Tony.
ReplyDeleteThe people of KC sat back and let Gloria take over. If she is voted in next year she will put her name on the building.
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 8:33 - EWWW!
ReplyDeletePlease don't use the phrase "Big fat hairy" when we are thinking about the co-mayors...
Or is it Queen Mark and King Gloria?
ReplyDeleteThe sings should just say Gully. TKC, go part your Yugo in one and snap a pic.
ReplyDelete$50* to the first person to double park across those spots and take a pic! *see Tony for prize money
ReplyDeleteIs Glorioso still hanging out in city hall? Someone needs to find this guy a job.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Chuck - Good one!
ReplyDeleteSportster
...but what of merlin?
Agree how does a volunteer get their own parking space? Make her walk a little..it can only help.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of retards. Who knows where those pictures were taken. And if they were for the mayor of KC, who gives a rat's a$$. You retards have nothing better to do than to who's parking where. I"m sure Cauthen had special handy-capped spots for his porn pushers and pediphilers.... Besides, how can the Cock-a-Roach tony say Funk didn't live up to his campaign promises when the thug Cauthen ran the daily operations and he was only 1 vote on the council. The corrupt city council retards kept Funk from making this city a better place.
ReplyDeleteNice to see the 29th floor (Anon 12:56) still reads your blog Tony!
ReplyDelete"if only they were that smart" conspiracy theory 1: Let's paint these spaces/ TV news will come running to interview Funk about why he's put a space there for Gloria/ Funk says nonsense- it's for important people visiting the Mayor's office and I'm seeing more these days with my efforts on(fill in the issue- public safety tax/schools first, etc.)
ReplyDeleteOf course this would fall apart the very first time Gloria parked in the space and was captured on cam by a gully tipster.
BUT if you could keep her out of there, and pay some important looking cars to park there for a bit- it could work!
Why did Herb Kohn have a spot?
ReplyDeleteI thought Gloria would need at least 14 parking spots. 1 for herself, and 13 others for her different personalities. But she only has the 1 spot? HMMM! Go figure.
ReplyDeleteChuck, you crazy ass drunk... that was f'ing hilarious.
ReplyDelete12:56 PM (Andrew?)
ReplyDeleteWhen you call people retards it doesn't make you look very intelligent.
My IQ is only 129. I'm sure yours is much higher.
Seriously? Who gives a fuck?
ReplyDeleteThere may be bigger fish to fry in the world, but this is just so...so... GLORIA !
ReplyDeleteI GIVE A FUCK. DAMN BLASTED BASTARD SHOULD NOT TRY TO GET SPECIAL PRIVILEGES ON THE BACKS OF EVERYDAY PEOPLE.
ReplyDeleteNo other volunteer gets a marked parking spot.
No other volunteer gets a guard escort up to their office and a guard escort back to their car.
That sack of lying crap should park on the street and walk to the building.
My IQ is 138 and yours would go up quite a bit if you stopped airing your personal issues. Get free help. Call Obama and ask what your Government can do for you.
ReplyDeleteGood advice, sounds like you're almost as smart as MENSA Russ Johnson.
ReplyDelete12:56....kudos to the Roe staffer
ReplyDeleteIf the city is going to conduct business on west 57th terr could you please draw some lines for the C0-mayors guest.Im tired of their pink truck parked down the block in front of my house.
ReplyDeleteHope your tipster was smart enough to send you the pictures from a non-city computer otherwise the new communiction administrative regulation will smack them down and where would you receive your info then?
ReplyDeleteTony, you forgot to mention the special parking space that IAFF Local 42 Louie Wright and Sherwood Smith have, also clearly marked, right beneath Funkhousers desk.
ReplyDeleteI heard the Co-mayor stares at Sherwoods package. No pun intended.
ReplyDeleteByron, you are the smartest retard in the world.
ReplyDeleteI've been called 'retard' since the day I was born. It was a baby sitter who finally said, "He's not retarded. He's blind. Take him to an eye doctor!" We (Mark & I) have three other siblings; Dennis, Eric & Karen. Has anyone in Kansas City ever heard of them? Things that will make me go away:
ReplyDelete1) Its Tony's house. If he asks me to stop, I will.
2) Mark resigns, announces that he is not running for re-election, or loses his re-election attempt.
3) If our sister asks me politely to stop; I will consider it. Everyone has my email address.
'Give me what I want & I will go away.'
As usual the mayors parking spot is empty because he is never at city hall.
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