Recently, Brian McTavish wrote up a great interview of Lauren McCarthy from Lauren Wants To Know.
It's good stuff but since there's not a chance in Hell the McCarthy Auto Group is going to advertise on this blog and because her dad can't make me a local Internet Star (hehe) I don't mind featuring Lauren's bikini body on this blog . . . Which is what I really want to know more about.
What McTavish left out is that Lauren has a "handler." He's a really nice guy but I've never actually met anybody with a "handler" before . . . Still, TKC readers should know that not only does Lauren obviously have a KILLER BODY . . . She's also quite nice and unlike most attractive and rich white women in my presence . . . She didn't seem to fear that I was going to rape her.
Then again, I guess that's the whole point of having a handler.
Hotness.
ReplyDeleteI've never even seen or heard of her. TV? Who has time? Commercials....even less time.
ReplyDeleteI don't trust anyone who has enough time and money to go to the beach.
ReplyDeleteI'd do her doggystyle, then cum all over her face.
ReplyDeleteeh, she's okay, hot even, but not THAT great.
ReplyDeleteIt's just a freebee plug, dad advertises there.
ReplyDeleteIf you buy an add at Hearne's place, you get a bonus incentive of
ReplyDelete- one free write-up by a former Star writer
- a link to Tony suggesting that he'll rape your daughter
- comments suggesting pretty much the same thing
Hey, it's good for business! Tres-chic!
That's funny.
ReplyDeleteLauren = yum.
ReplyDeleteIs that Casper the friendly ghost in a bikini?
ReplyDeleteI suppose I'd throat her. Then flee.
She is a good sport and I thank her for taking part in dodgeball last month.
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