So, the Trolley is kicking off on Friday.
I was just thinking of the Top Ten Reasons it won't work:
10. Local weather is too hard to predict for Trolley riding. I'm still thinking it could snow.
9. Still too much walking for lazy locals.
8. Spreading around P&L District Clientele probably isn't a good idea considering most of them just gawk and sip one expensive beverage throughout the evening.
7. Too much cash invested for too few club hoppers . . . It's the same mistake the P&L District made only this time on wheels.
6. Young white women calling out to their friend "COURTNEY!!!" will make the ride unbearable.
5. Mass Transit bleeds money on a bigger scale, the micro-model is even more shaky.
4. Countdown till racial/violent/sexist incident and ensuing negative press.
3. No drinking on the trolley. Right?
2. Multiple locations for date rape might not be that appealing.
1. If it was a really great idea it wouldn't have needed so much taxpayer subsidy.