The Kansas City Trolley Will Fail



So, the Trolley is kicking off on Friday.

I was just thinking of the Top Ten Reasons it won't work:



10. Local weather is too hard to predict for Trolley riding. I'm still thinking it could snow.

9. Still too much walking for lazy locals.

8. Spreading around P&L District Clientele probably isn't a good idea considering most of them just gawk and sip one expensive beverage throughout the evening.

7. Too much cash invested for too few club hoppers . . . It's the same mistake the P&L District made only this time on wheels.

6. Young white women calling out to their friend "COURTNEY!!!" will make the ride unbearable.

5. Mass Transit bleeds money on a bigger scale, the micro-model is even more shaky.

4. Countdown till racial/violent/sexist incident and ensuing negative press.

3. No drinking on the trolley. Right?

2. Multiple locations for date rape might not be that appealing.

1. If it was a really great idea it wouldn't have needed so much taxpayer subsidy.