For nearly 3/4ths of the work week the weather newsies have been hyping the so-called Saturday Blizzard.
Damnit . . . If it doesn't snow 3 feet today I'm pretty sure that I deserve a date with Erin Little. Additionally, has anybody else noticed that she always wears a blazer on the air in order to hide her incredibly huge boobs? I could be wrong . . . Maybe, like all broads in the public eye, she's just afraid of getting fat.
Anyhoo . . . The point here is that yet again the screwed up forecasts, constant corrections and snowflake hysteria provide yet another reason to treat all news with skepticism. Not so surprisingly, the TV stations last night documented nothing but event closings and sheeple stocking up over a snowfall that may not materialize or will be completely melted by Wednesday . . .
To wit, I'm taking it easy today since the news this week has been filled with nearly as much speculation as a blog . . . There may be more links and stuff in the afternoon . . . If the dreaded snow storm that's supposed to kill us all doesn't materialize . . . Stay tuned.
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ReplyDeleteMan, those computers lied to us again.
ReplyDeleteSigned,
Bryan
Erin
Gary
Kari
Joe
Don
Mike
and Katie
Looks like the weather people got bitch slapped. I had to laugh my ass off at the people stocking up at the store last night. Hell this snow will be gone by Monday.
ReplyDeleteCome on, admit it. You went out and stocked up on snack cakes.
ReplyDeleteIf Katie interrupts basketball today there will be blood on the streets.
ReplyDeleteI think Erin wears those jackets because she has very prominent nipples. They are almost always visable even through the jackets.
ReplyDeleteI'm betting Erin smells like two week old ditch water, or bong water. Whatever floats your boat.
ReplyDeleteno female meteorologist in this town can dress decently.
ReplyDeleteblazers went out some 20-30 years ago, right?
whoever dresses ("costumes"?) these women should be shot - they all look horrible.
except, of course, for that new young thing i saw on weather channel 20 over the weekend - low-rise jeans that hugged her shape. tony, i hope you got to see her - you'd fall in looooooooove immediately.