TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! WORD IS MAYOR FUNKY WAS DUMPED BY HIS LAWYER!!!



The news just keeps looking worse for Mayor Funky . . . He's calling a press conference right now on the 29th floor. I don't think I'm gonna run down there and go because if it's in his office . . . I'm pretty sure he'll throw me out.

On the national level and on the streets of Kansas City, public sentiment against Mayor Funky is overwhelmingly horrible. There's even a hope that he may resign this afternoon . . . But nobody gets that lucky.

What I'm hearing is pretty interesting as well:

VERY WELL INFORMED SOURCES SAY THAT MAYOR FUNKY'S LAWYER DUMPED HIM!!!

The City Council isn't going to approve any more money and the Mayor is obviously frustrated and lashing out at everyone . . . The Mayor's lawyer was good but expensive and at this point the City owes money. If Mayor Funky was a celebrity or a pop musician, this would be the point where he would check himself into one of those lush rehab places and go on TV with either Dr. Drew or Dr. Phil . . . It's just that bad.

With no money to fight, no popular support and the growing frustration Kansas City. I'm curious as to what Mayor Funky's going to say . . . So far he's done nothing but blame everyone else for his own bad decision and inability to do his job.

UPDATE: The reporting is coming in on the Mayor's press conference . . . It looks like nothing more than a bunch of complaining, blaming and smear tactics. I just don't know who this stuff is going to convince . . . Just when I think we've hit bottom, the Mayor reaches for new lows and it's obvious that this guy has just become self-destructive.

The soap-opera continues . . .