There's a really funny cartoon about Cordish dress code policy on The Star's website.
And I've been giving the subject a lot of thought lately . . . I was thinking that, unlike the Mayor, I'd be happy to make a compromise.
This blog will totally back off all criticisms regarding the bigoted Cordish dress code policy IF THE P&L DISTRICT STARTS BANNING DANGEROUS ITEMS FROM WHITE COUNTRY MUSIC CULTURE AS WELL!!!
For instance, I don't know what it is with broads who like Toby Keith and Brooks and Dunn and Otis Spunkmeyer or whoever . . . But like the late, great Anna Nicole featured above they don't know that broads over 250 shouldn't show a lot of arm and shoulder. Seriously, beefy country music listening broads are not only intimidating but also pose a clear and present danger to anyone in the vicinity showing off their "guns" in a crowded part of town where a mere spaghetti strap prevents us all form seeing something that just might thwart the male obsession with Mammary glands.
And then there's those big belt buckles . . . They're not only stupid but they could be used to conceal anything from a gun to half a dozen Latino immigrants working construction jobs.
Clearly, some dude who wears a stupid, big, belt buckle is a part of a dangerous Hank Williams Jr. drinking culture that revels in bar fights and recreational drug use of substances that rot teeth . . . I believe the stats back me up on this OR just pay a visit to Independence on a Friday Night to contradict all myths of white supremacy.
Anyhoo . . . That's my compromise and I'd be happy to work out the details for a huge consulting fee and the title of "Official Boobie Inspector" at the P&L district. I have my own t-shirt.
Just to clean up this place . . . Here are two additional links I had nowhere to put: