There's a really funny cartoon about Cordish dress code policy on The Star's website.
And I've been giving the subject a lot of thought lately . . . I was thinking that, unlike the Mayor, I'd be happy to make a compromise.
This blog will totally back off all criticisms regarding the bigoted Cordish dress code policy IF THE P&L DISTRICT STARTS BANNING DANGEROUS ITEMS FROM WHITE COUNTRY MUSIC CULTURE AS WELL!!!
For instance, I don't know what it is with broads who like Toby Keith and Brooks and Dunn and Otis Spunkmeyer or whoever . . . But like the late, great Anna Nicole featured above they don't know that broads over 250 shouldn't show a lot of arm and shoulder. Seriously, beefy country music listening broads are not only intimidating but also pose a clear and present danger to anyone in the vicinity showing off their "guns" in a crowded part of town where a mere spaghetti strap prevents us all form seeing something that just might thwart the male obsession with Mammary glands.
And then there's those big belt buckles . . . They're not only stupid but they could be used to conceal anything from a gun to half a dozen Latino immigrants working construction jobs.
Clearly, some dude who wears a stupid, big, belt buckle is a part of a dangerous Hank Williams Jr. drinking culture that revels in bar fights and recreational drug use of substances that rot teeth . . . I believe the stats back me up on this OR just pay a visit to Independence on a Friday Night to contradict all myths of white supremacy.
Anyhoo . . . That's my compromise and I'd be happy to work out the details for a huge consulting fee and the title of "Official Boobie Inspector" at the P&L district. I have my own t-shirt.
Just to clean up this place . . . Here are two additional links I had nowhere to put:
Screw you Tony. Do not come out to Independence on a Friday night unless you plan to go home with the same amount of personal property that you arrived with, I know that is why we do not see you out here too much. We know your type and we do not put up with it.
ReplyDeleteAs for Sheriff Phillips, send the bum packing as early as possible. He treated his sheriff's like idiots and was squarely anti-union. It is time for him to go. It will take John Bullard months to clean every corner of the sheriffs department in order to get rid of the Phillips stench. That will mean some firings.
Funny but it'll never happen.
ReplyDeletethe only problem with this is there is no epidemic of country music fans killing each other on the streets of KC.
ReplyDeleteunlike brown people.
White people kill each other all the time but when they do the media doesn't gloat over the race of the victims or the assailants.
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