TKC Exclusive!!! So I was thinking about starting a fashion line in order to lure female reporters in Kansas City!!!

My birthday is coming up and I think I'm getting a tad sentimental in my old age . . . See, back when my fangs were sharp and I found a bunch of photos of Kansas City female reporters working a second job as fashion models for some KC DJ tragically named Sike I WOULD HAVE went off on a vicious tirade about how all women newsies are nothing more than eye candy working for big media and their skills are directly proportional to their bra size or how good their ass looks in a thong.

But I've matured.

Instead, I think a female reporter moonlighting as fashion model signals that newsy ladies have MANY TALENTS which Kansas City can enjoy if they hang out in the right hipster bar or happen to fall in to some venue where these career ladies are showing off the goods.

Additionally, I like the camaraderie among female newsies who would never do something like send an acerbic blogger a link to a local fashion webpage in order to settle a score:



Nope, lady reporters can easily make the transition to fashion models if they are in love with both forms of expression. I'm sure there's a lot of crossover in the skill set required for young career women in both fields.



Even better, there's really no difference in the pose a lady strikes as a reporter or that of a hip-hop fashion model.



Clearly, female reporters have come a long way baby!!! And I'm not just saying that because I may or may not have been hurt a great many times and now only regard women as dangerous objects. Actually, TKC is happy to see that women journalists aren't just a bunch of pretty faces but ladies who can put their talents to use in a variety of different media.

Put simply, NADIA PFLAUM IS NEITHER A CHICKENHEAD NOR A WHORE!!! That goes for Jeneé/Hoopz too.