TKC Exclusive!!! So I was thinking about starting a fashion line in order to lure female reporters in Kansas City!!!
My birthday is coming up and I think I'm getting a tad sentimental in my old age . . . See, back when my fangs were sharp and I found a bunch of photos of Kansas City female reporters working a second job as fashion models for some KC DJ tragically named Sike I WOULD HAVE went off on a vicious tirade about how all women newsies are nothing more than eye candy working for big media and their skills are directly proportional to their bra size or how good their ass looks in a thong.
But I've matured.
Instead, I think a female reporter moonlighting as fashion model signals that newsy ladies have MANY TALENTS which Kansas City can enjoy if they hang out in the right hipster bar or happen to fall in to some venue where these career ladies are showing off the goods.
Additionally, I like the camaraderie among female newsies who would never do something like send an acerbic blogger a link to a local fashion webpage in order to settle a score:
Nope, lady reporters can easily make the transition to fashion models if they are in love with both forms of expression. I'm sure there's a lot of crossover in the skill set required for young career women in both fields.
Even better, there's really no difference in the pose a lady strikes as a reporter or that of a hip-hop fashion model.
Clearly, female reporters have come a long way baby!!! And I'm not just saying that because I may or may not have been hurt a great many times and now only regard women as dangerous objects. Actually, TKC is happy to see that women journalists aren't just a bunch of pretty faces but ladies who can put their talents to use in a variety of different media.
Put simply, NADIA PFLAUM IS NEITHER A CHICKENHEAD NOR A WHORE!!! That goes for Jeneé/Hoopz too.
You really are a miserable bastard.
ReplyDeleteNice one T.
ReplyDeleteYou know TKC is right on this one. If those women had sloppy asses they wouldn't even be selling classified at the Star. Coz it sure isn't the writing that keeps them in those jobs.
ReplyDeleteBloggers are just like big media. Bitchy az hell.
ReplyDeleteNice tits. The women too.
ReplyDeleteSo where is the guy who says whether or not he'd hit it?
ReplyDeleteWe're all waiting for a ruling on this one.
I'd hit that like it owes me money.
ReplyDeleteSo Tony I guess you don't plan on ever going out to any local clubs.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute? You never leave your mom's basement. That sounds right for someone who would right this kind of blog.
your right tony womens shouldn't write anything how can they spell there 2 busy being female! i agree with you great post LOL!
ReplyDeleteHey, maybe you could post a picture of yourself sometime...so the next time I see you I can tell you to your face what an idiot you are.
ReplyDeleteYou can say whatever you want, it's your right, but uh...this entire post is a flaming turd. It doesn't even make sense. It just comes across as a sad, pathetic loser's rant about not getting enough play.
Do your fucking homework. Nadia Pflaumm has written some of the best investigative pieces the Pitch has ever printed. Ever. And she's won national awards for it.
You couldn't write your way out of a plastic bag. You deliberately post irrelevant pictures of half-naked women to drive traffic to your blog. You might not have to rely on that if you actually posted content that was WORTHWHILE.
"Tony's Kansas City" is a complete misrepresentation of the hometown I love.
I'd give it a push.
ReplyDeleteThat Meghan's not too bad herself!
ReplyDeleteNo girlz' spelling and grammar definitely makes him an expert. What a laugh.
ReplyDeletetony...i think your issue is you havent had pussy since you came out of it.
ReplyDeletetony, looks like they might have you on this one. you really come out of this one looking like a piece of shit.
ReplyDeletenadia is one of the best investigative journalists this town has and i jump for a chance to read her articles no matter if she wants to help her boyfriends clothing line or not. people tend to do that for each other when they are dating.
i get that you wouldn't understand this since the closest thing you have to a steady relationship is the $30 you pay monthly to bangbus.com.
i dont see any journalists pictured
ReplyDeleteNadia's friends are a fucking joke. Thanks Tony for showing us what tramps reporters are when they aren't busy questioning the ethics of everyone else.
ReplyDeleteIt seems like journalists can't take it when they are the in the spotlight. I may not agree with any of your viewpoints but I would count this as a public service piece.
I remember meeting her once.
ReplyDeleteShe was a little arrogant for a small time reporter.
Seriously Nadia, get over yourself.
I agree Tony did us a service. To think, all this time these women were posing as journalists, they had the fucking nerve to go out and have fun with their friends and then to add insult, they were actually photographed having fun. How fucking dare they pretend to be journalists while having social lives. Fuck them.
ReplyDeleteI want to second that last comment.
ReplyDeleteCertainly, Tony's rep as a journalist is safe due to his lack of any life at all.
ReplyDeleteTony is just being a typical bitchy blogger. It's funny that reporters can't stand up to the same scruitiny that they give to other leaders.
ReplyDeletePot meet kettle Nadia.
The only reason those two sluts have jobs is because they have a nice ass.
ReplyDeleteTony what is that white stain on the bottom of your shirt?
ReplyDeleteProbably snack cakes, not that I really want to know.
ReplyDeleteNadia = Boobs
ReplyDeleteThat is why CJ hired her. Eye candy.
Hey, Tony is the "fat one", he preys on young chicks that want some "fame", he promises "flash", he is the one male in the photo of this commentary.............in the background.
ReplyDeleteHey, Tony is the "fat one", he preys on young chicks that want some "fame", he promises "flash", he is the one male in the photo of this commentary.............in the background.
ReplyDeleteYou are soooo off base. More than half The Star newsroom is female and, sorry to say, they ain't all babes. Many are over 40 and 50 and don't wear a lot of make-up but they can write.
ReplyDeleteAnd your point is?..... He doesn't exploit women? Hey, why doesn't he post some really hot pictures of young males?
ReplyDeleteGood work Tony. Looks like you've managed to piss off a lot of people which was probably your goal.
ReplyDeleteno pictures of Donna Pittman??
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