Opie Come Home

I don't wanna get too jokey in this post because I think everyone knows that this is probably going to end badly.

Jesse Ross, known to 95.7 fans as Opie, has been missing for quite a few days now.

DJ's at his radio station have been sounding frantic this week and are now actively asking for help determining his whereabouts during broadcasts.

Friends and relatives are using the Internet in an effort to find out what led to his disappearance in Chicago.

And here's the guy's Myspace page that seems justifiably desperate and pleading for information. (Also, a bad time for a friend request for you jerks who think like me)

And in more disquieting news that should probably prepare you for the most likely outcome of this story, authorities have begun searching the Chicago River for the missing UMKC student.