I guess we should all double bag it until she gets the results back

Jenee Osterheldt writes her obligatory World AIDS Day column. She's getting tested and setting a good example while the rest of the local hipsters are crossing their fingers and hoping that all of their ex's die of drug OD's and not nasty diseases WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY refusing to have unprotected anonymous sex with anybody at the club who has a cough during this annoying first week of December when we're all forced to realize that their are bigger problems out there than people not returning your calls.