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Entries from June 2008

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! RUMOR HAS IT THE KANSAS CITY CO-MAYORS DON’T NEED A HAND OUT, THEY NEED A HAND UP!!!

June 11th, 2008 · 29 Comments · Mammy-Gate

So the latest rumor that’s going around City Hall is not only damaging to the reputation of Kansas City but also demonstrates that the “Orange Revolution” was nothing more than a twisted little lie.
The talk is plain and it comes at the expense of Mayor Funkhouser’s integrity:
CITY HALL DENIZENS ARE SAYING THAT THE MAYOR […]

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Kansas City Blogger talk on KMBZ!!!

June 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment · blogger backtalk

In just a few minutes I’ll be on KC’s Morning News talking about Kansas City blogs with EJ and Ellen.
We’ll be covering a lot of things related to the local blogosphere . . . Other than everyone’s contempt for Phill Kline.

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Kansas City’s Pit Bull Payout!!!

June 11th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Uncategorized

That Star reports that Alan L. Hill, who suffered severe injuries when viciously attacked by a group of pit bulls two years ago, was awarded $7.25 million by a Jackson County judge Tuesday . . . Other than hamburgers served at the P&L District, Hill is now the most expensive entrée in Kansas City.

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Mayor Funky doesn’t want to hear anyone talk but himself

June 11th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Uncategorized

Funkhouser rejects Chastain request to address council . . . TKC is actually kind of envious because I’ve been wanting to tell Clay Chastain to shut up for about 4 years.
Still, the dude who got Kansas City into this mess might have an interesting perspective worth listening to . . . And refusing someone […]

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Sadly, gamers are forced to live in crappy society depicted in some of the more popular titles

June 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

Men Rob Video Game Store in South KC . . . I’m blaming Grand Theft Auto but only because I’ve yet to play it and I’m a little jealous.

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In the long run, is the “Nanny State” just as dangerous as second hand smoke?

June 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

The city of North Kansas City approved a smoking ban during the Tuesday, June 10 meeting . . . Now the air in restaurants will be slightly less nasty than what they’re breathing outside in that part of town.

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Hope those addictions work out for you!!!

June 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

Poker Player Passes On Good Luck To Others . . . Whereas bankruptcy lawyers are a bit more helpful.

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Who wants to pay for Gloria Squitiro?

June 11th, 2008 · 4 Comments · Mammy-Gate

Apparently, Kansas City is going to pick up the tab for Mayor Funky’s stubbornness and lack of judgment.
Squitiro’s volunteer status clouds city’s liability in lawsuit
RDM files an excellent post on the subject: Here.
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Blogger Backtalk: I guess everyone hates Phill Kline

June 11th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

TKC had to do this post twice . . . Fortunately, these are the bests posts I’ve read from the local blogosphere and they were worth it:

A welcomed blogger treatise from Brad: A few great reasons not to blog!!!
The Kansas Citian offers a memorable quote from Phill Kline. If only he would have […]

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Just a quick change up

June 11th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Uncategorized

Blogger is busted today . . . This is just a quick post to tell everybody that I’ll still be posting and providing the wonderful, wonderful content that we’ve all come to expect.
Ugh.
Here’s a photo gallery of Louise Glover to tide you over . . . Jackals.

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